Fat Shit ignores the murder of a dozen Americans because he knows his "team's" actions are indefensible.

[guest]

As long as she's got a natural cunt and blows me, we're good. I'll deal with buying equipment for the house.

Agreed. I prefer to be in charge of that also. She can pick the curtains, furniture and other decorative shit that I don’t care about.

 

[guest]

As long as she's got a natural cunt and blows me, we're good. I'll deal with buying equipment for the house.

Brother, there's much more to it than that. Has she got more than half a brain? Will she be a good mother? Can she cook? Has she got character? Can she hold up in a crisis situation? Can she occasionally laugh at herself (the biggest stretch)? Do you have a conversational shorthand? Can you have an argument and laugh about it 10 minutes later? Can she make your dick hard even when you wake up first thing in the morning, her makeup's gone and her breath kind of smells, but she still smells like home?

If you can answer "yes" to all these, marry the sort. Trust me.

 

[Raymond]

Strange how that it easier to ignore for a patriot like Pat than being called Rick by a few strangers on Twitter.

 

[Udders]

No, it wouldn't. I feel pretty certain it wouldn't. And for one simple reason. He didn't give a shit. That's why he was so reviled by the Western establishment and, conversely, why the savages were, if not scared of him, then at least wary of him. Arabs, Persians and most Asians only understand and respect force. Trump offered the open threat of force. When he smoked Solemani, he backed it up with action. He was the most unpredictable US president since Truman or Kennedy, both Democrat outsiders, like Trump really. He was Republican through opportunism only. And that unpredictability might rankle in domestic politics, but it can be a powerful tool internationally. Especially if it's coming from a place of national self-preservation. Essay over.

I love that a native Brit has a better grasp on US politics than every twitter faggot out there.

 

[Will Tate]

When the guy woke up in the middle of the night to go to Twitter and threaten to nuke North Korea, I think a lot of adversaries got a little wide-eyed

He couldn't sleep so he went to go talk shit on the internet? So like practically every single one of us?

 

[NoBacon]

Allow me to answer your good "HE'S FAT!" joke with an autismo nugget of truth. If he did indeed pack his fridge full of vegetables, meats, seafood, eggs etc and cooked healthy and nutritious meals at home regularly, he wouldn't be the lump of shit he is. The truth is he probably eats at least 80% of his meals out. Or takeout. No ingredient control. Just fatty, salty and sweet treats all day every day. He's fat, you see. And his fridge is usually empty, save gallons of Mountain Dew, shitty beer, eggs and sweetcorn.

he’s also been accused by a great many people of being a pedophile. A great many indeed.

this is a fact, I’ve seen him be accused of being a pedophile thousands of times online. I don’t know if he is or isn’t but I’ve definitely read online that he is a pedophile a lot.

 

[Guyincognito]

Not me. I trusted a bitch to order a tv once and she fuckin blew it big time. Just told her to get a UHD in a certain size and she bought the worst fucking TV I've ever seen!

I go deep on the specs, man. I only like to fuck with the best shit. If I ever gotta do some boomer shit like buy a new fridge, I def gotta oversee that shit.

My man, a TV solidly falls into the purview of mandom. Few of us would let a broad buy a grill as well. Kitchen stuff is borderline. I like to cook, so I’d have a say on a stove, everything else I’d leave up to the lady. Gotta pick your battles