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Fat la la la la, la la la la!

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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And mews is pretty. Because she says she is.
I have never seen her say she is pretty. I have always assumed she’s a great big fat lady, and will continue to do so. You, on the other hand, have claimed you’re an engineer/model/high-end escort/great writer/white. None of which are true. Even if your Dan Mullen defense of “It was a bit!” was half true, you’re still not doing well.
 

Raymond

You will never see my penis
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He likes it. He gets what we do here so he doesn't see my Pat crafts as too weird. I did the below a few months ago and displayed it in the kitchen for a few days as a goof and he'd look at it and say, as if to Pat, "What a piece of shit!"

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The frame makes it seem crazy. Definitely hilarious though. This high quality work presenting such a lowly piece of shit.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I have never seen her say she is pretty. I have always assumed she’s a great big fat lady, and will continue to do so. You, on the other hand, have claimed you’re an engineer/model/high-end escort/great writer/white. None of which are true. Even if your Dan Mullen defense of “It was a bit!” was half true, you’re still not doing well.
You guys will think whatever you think of me regardless of the truth so what does it matter. I'm not here to impress people. I'm a mentally ill degenerate addict and much of what mews says about me is true.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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You guys will think whatever you think of me regardless of the truth so what does it matter. I'm not here to impress people. I'm a mentally ill degenerate addict and much of what mews says about me is true.
You’re also very good at baiting compliments. You’re still hilarious. I’m just saying glass houses about lying Bam. Just like anyone who believes you is a retard, anyone who believes mewler isn’t a fat old chink is retarded. It’s the fucking internet. It’s all gay and you’re all fat neck beards in your moms basement.
 

cliveowen

stlaker
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He likes it. He gets what we do here so he doesn't see my Pat crafts as too weird. I did the below a few months ago and displayed it in the kitchen for a few days as a goof and he'd look at it and say, as if to Pat, "What a piece of shit!"

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Looks like a fat 12 year olds little league portrait
 
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Not her best picture. Look man, she’s a wife from Wisconsin. I’m sure when she cleans up, and her and Pat are going out for a nice dinner or whatever, I’m sure he’s happy with her and the way she looks and all of that, no bit there. No joke. I’m sure he’s happy with her and she’s fine or whatever. I’m going to go ahead and give him that. Good for him. He finds her attractive that’s all that matters.

But he passes her off as some kind of 10 that everyone should be jealous of Patrick over. He talks about their sex life on social media.

He can’t help himself but to ruin everything. All he has to do is enjoy his wife, think she’s as hot as he wants to think she is, just live his life with her and do what they do and not brag about it. Not bring it to Twitter. Not turn it into a contest. That’s all he had to do. But he can’t help it.

He just can’t help it.
She very rarely “cleans up” and Patrick never takes her to a “nice dinner”. Patrick’s idea of classy dining is that dumb jazz lounge at the top of some Milwaukee building.
 
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