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FARTS TEEEEE HEEEEEEE

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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This is probably the happiest Jim has been in decades.
Do you think Jim and Thorvald lie in bed together trying to out fart each other?
- ohh that's a mustard and egg gasser!
- joomptie oomptie loomptie! (Translation take a whiff of my lutefisk and yogurt fart man of laughter! )
"Tee hee"
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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All it took was forcing his manager to smell his cum farts.
I'm one of the seemingly few people who don't find farts funny and I never have. They gross me out and offend me. I don't want to smell your fucking shit tract and you shouldn't want me to. If an actual faggot farted in front of me I would flip the fuck out.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I'm one of the seemingly few people who don't find farts funny and I never have. They gross me out and offend me. I don't want to smell your fucking shit tract and you shouldn't want me to. If an actual faggot farted in front of me I would flip the fuck out.
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I'm one of the seemingly few people who don't find farts funny and I never have. They gross me out and offend me. I don't want to smell your fucking shit tract and you shouldn't want me to. If an actual faggot farted in front of me I would flip the fuck out.
Norton should be viciously beaten. No one wants to inhale the fumes from his drainage ditch of a colon.
 

fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
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I'm one of the seemingly few people who don't find farts funny and I never have. They gross me out and offend me. I don't want to smell your fucking shit tract and you shouldn't want me to. If an actual faggot farted in front of me I would flip the fuck out.
It's the one thing I hate about CQ, stating farts are always funny. It makes zero sense to me
 
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