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Thats how you complete the "Frat Pat" look. Paired with sunglasses and a backwards ball cap you will be transported to 2002 playing beer pong and high fiving the bros.
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Farmer Leslie vs Patrick the Pig, May 2024
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Everything turns into a (fake) brag with this retard.
“Well, stlakers defaced my scooter. Better dust off my body work expertise.”
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Another impartial but sympathetically-inclined observer caught in the middle asks for evidence from both sides. Unsurprisingly, once again, the actual police report is deemed to weigh heavier than Pat's baseless claims and tabloid articles based on the same.
Pig's response? Insult and antagonize the impartial observer again. This is exactly how Leslie got involved with this. WHY US?
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He hates when his truth is exposed and discredits his accusations. Him denying actual documents that hold up in court just lets the randos know that Pat might be the actual problem. He loses all credibility since he cant own up to them.
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Shane makes death threats, is a friend of Ricks = “I am not guilty by association”
Someone writes on his bike, we find it funny, Leslie talks to us = “You are guilty by association child”
Insert Bro Joe joke here
Someone writes on his bike, we find it funny, Leslie talks to us = “You are guilty by association child”
Insert Bro Joe joke here
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That moron sanded his bike after he wrote on it with erasable marker?
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oh he will be doing it now.
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In his dreams. Pat didn’t get invited to parties while he was taking two courses/semester at community college.
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"Someone we have caught on camera multiple times now."
That's an absolute lie. He would have posted multiple videos. He would have done it long ago. And he wouldn't have stopped harping on the fact that actual humans were coming to his actual (half) house.
That's an absolute lie. He would have posted multiple videos. He would have done it long ago. And he wouldn't have stopped harping on the fact that actual humans were coming to his actual (half) house.
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It's hilarious that he expects anyone to believe him. Once again his need to correct the record is his downfall.
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Especially when he has accused at least 5 different people of the same crime. Even accused Josiah when he was on the other side of the planet.
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Scars on a building. Hey pat speaking of scars, how'd you get that one on your forehead
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I forgot about this. He always has to play it all ways... "I've done the farm life but knew, even at a young age, that I was far too cosmopolitan for it (but I did it - I've got field-cred!!)... so I moved to - Florida. And became a deadbeat dad. And moved to - welp, back to a hovel in Wisconsin."
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In his hick town, pat is like a globetrotting adventurer because he went to a few tourist traps over the years and got published,was on TV,had a viral tweet. He wants people to think he is Bilbo that returned from a fantastic journey. In reality he has been 60 miles from his hometown getting absolutely worked by the internet for going on 6 years while avoiding taking care of his daughter. At least he has photos he can look back on use to pretend he was/is successful to those that will listen.
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I just got horrific flashbacks to college.
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Drunk tard trying to frame a website administrator grabs the wrong sharpie at 1am, then revisits the incident three years later using terms like "wet sanding, buff & polish", all without one lil' moment of clarity.
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Either:
Pig is lying (shocker!)
Pig is so fucking stupid he doesn't know how to remove some ink from a petrol tank. or to lightly sand/fill in the marks of a ballpoint pen from wood. Of course its both.
He also neglects to highlight the fact that TWO DIFFERENT pens were used.
While the suspect used two flashlights?
While using his very wide (samsung fold) phone.
In three years he has never mentioned the sanding/buffing bullshit.
Next year he'll retcon in some other detail.
Pig is lying (shocker!)
Pig is so fucking stupid he doesn't know how to remove some ink from a petrol tank. or to lightly sand/fill in the marks of a ballpoint pen from wood. Of course its both.
He also neglects to highlight the fact that TWO DIFFERENT pens were used.
While the suspect used two flashlights?
While using his very wide (samsung fold) phone.
In three years he has never mentioned the sanding/buffing bullshit.
Next year he'll retcon in some other detail.
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It's little details that show what a histrionic queer he is. He could have just said "a permanent marker" but he had to throw that "very" in there for effect. FFWBT