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Tomlinson is an Anglo as shit name. He's alluded to having Ulster Protestant roots, which just means English or Lowland Scottish transplant. I buy it, if he had any muscle mass and testosterone he'd look like a Norf FC type.I've said this before but he's overly Irish. Tomlinson is an Irish name, he's a drunk, gets incredibly red, and has an absolutely gigantic head.
He's from the most unremarkable and blandest stock imaginable: low income Midwestern WASPs who've probably been stuck in the same small patch of rubesville for the past two hundred years. It's part of the reason why he's so desperate to appear windswept and interesting, he's a dud to the bone.