Eric hildeman can't come up with $1500 and the office doesn't have enough tp for his wife's ass.

[captain_kamala]

The thought that you can just buy a Hugo is absurd. Think of all the blood, sweat, tears, and child snot that went into Paul's multi year campaign.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Buy the award and plug her shitter with it.

It's for greedy Hildy's ass only.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Eric is like 55 fucking years old, too. Having no kids, he should have a million dollars in his 401k and be thinking about retirement. What a failure.

Putting an average of $10k a year away from age 20 to 55 at only a 5% annual return is $900k. That's without employer contributions and a 5% return is low for the last 35 years (1989-2024). Drop the annual contribution amount to only $5,000 but increase the growth to 8% and its $860k. How this cocksucker can't scrape together $1,500 is beyond me.

Do you have any idea what a Laotian boy costs? Clearly you don’t.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

To be fair to this pedo, paying $1500 for some random child fucker’s shitty trophy is pretty stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

That was when SFWA meant something and wasn’t a vanity playground for pedophiles and freaks, don’t sully it Eric.

It’s a good thing he’s such a poor loser.

 

[RoTheHo69]

That’s a job for a 19 year old or an immigrant who doesn’t speak English or maybe a housewife after her kids grow up. Humiliating.

It's a job for software..

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hildy bragged to us that he has a “healthy 401k” like that isn’t something you’re supposed to have at his age unless you’re a work shy bum like most of the Pat pack. Must drive him nuts there’s plenty of people here that make much more than he does and have more in savings / investments / etc and are 10-20 years younger than him.

 

[despacito69]

69420

Nice.

 

[DMbA]

Well I must have a double extra bone because 75 is slow

Fuckin' NOTHIN'

I'm with ya, abe. I type like 40 wpm when I'm really in the zone. I hear the other girls typing and it's basically one solid sound. It's all just clicks and whistles to me.

post first result no second take

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

post first result no second take

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Yeah, let's see you do 69420 words in a minute there, Turry the Typist

 

[DMbA]

Yeah, let's see you do 69420 words in a minute there, Turry the Typist

do the test abe dont be scared homie

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

do the test abe dont be scared homie

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I'm on my fockin phone

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also can't type for shit. I was extremely impressed with 75 and I'm even more impressed with your 69.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

do the test abe dont be scared homie

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I ain't NEVER scared. I'm a brave warrior.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Eric is like 55 fucking years old, too. Having no kids, he should have a million dollars in his 401k and be thinking about retirement. What a failure.

Putting an average of $10k a year away from age 20 to 55 at only a 5% annual return is $900k. That's without employer contributions and a 5% return is low for the last 35 years (1989-2024). Drop the annual contribution amount to only $5,000 but increase the growth to 8% and its $860k. How this cocksucker can't scrape together $1,500 is beyond me.

Just like Fat & Nikki, they make no attempt at savings. It comes in, it must go out. They call it Pigger Rich

 

[GialloGlove]

I also can't type for shit. I was extremely impressed with 75 and I'm even more impressed with your 69.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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It's no 69 but good job, I guess.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The thought that you can just buy a Hugo is absurd.

Apparently that eBay seller had a bunch of Robert Bloch items recently:

Items for sale by officialdavehesterstoreyuuup | eBay

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I wish I'd known about this a few months ago because knowing what this guy means to Hildy, I definitely would have bought one of these stupid awards and then made a video destroying it.

This one was only $127

1993 Beverly L. Brandt AWARD to ROBERT BLOCH Trophy | eBay

He also wrote a relatively small amount of science fiction. Award is 5 1/2"W x 6 1/2"H x 3 1/2"D.

www.ebay.com

Or this Guest of Honor mug for $170, which would have looked great shattered into a million pieces. Oh well.

1982 TusCon 9 GUEST OF HONOR Award to ROBERT BLOCH Trophy CUP | eBay

TusCon is a science fiction/fantasy convention that's been held annually in Tucson since 1974. He also wrote a relatively small amount of science fiction. TusCon9 was a convention held Nov 12-14, 1982 inTucson, AZ at the Executive Inn.

www.ebay.com

 

[cliveowen]

Robert Albert Bloch (/blɒk/; April 5, 1917 – September 23, 1994) was an American fiction writer, primarily of crime, psychological horror and fantasy, much of which has been dramatized for radio, cinema and television. He also wrote a relatively small amount of science fiction

Im sure Robert didn't give a shit about this award.


On October 2, 1940, Bloch married Marion Ruth Holcombe; it was reportedly a marriage of convenience

Just like Pat and Hildy!

 

[NoBacon]