Eric hildeman can't come up with $1500 and the office doesn't have enough tp for his wife's ass.

[captain_kamala]

 

[Udders]

Allegedly double income no kids and can't find $1500? And they're jews too. Complete failures from every angle. Why brag about being in MENSA when you live in poverty?

 

[captain_kamala]

I used to fuckin kill at data entry jobs when it was like 2005 and the only skill on my resume was typing 75 wpm. But once they get the right software, that's the end of it.

 

[Turry Fawks]

75 wpm.

Really???????

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Really???????

They have an extra bone in their foot that makes them type faster.

 

[Turry Fawks]

They have an extra bone in their foot that makes them type faster.

Well I must have a double extra bone because 75 is slow

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well I must have a double extra bone because 75 is slow

Well what the fuck do I fucking know about typing, TERRY?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well what the fuck do I fucking know about typing, TERRY?

Fuckin' NOTHIN'

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Fuckin' NOTHIN'

I'm with ya, abe. I type like 40 wpm when I'm really in the zone. I hear the other girls typing and it's basically one solid sound. It's all just clicks and whistles to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm with ya, abe. I type like 40 wpm when I'm really in the zone. I hear the other girls typing and it's basically one solid sound. It's all just clicks and whistles to me.

I've never timed it, bit if I had to guess I'd say I could probably type around 69420 words per minute if I really wanted to.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I've never timed it, bit if I had to guess I'd say I could probably type around 69420 words per minute if I really wanted to.

I picture you with your arms crossed and looking angry while other people are wildly jumping and celebrating your speed. They're mostly black.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I picture you with your arms crossed and looking angry while other people are wildly jumping and celebrating your speed. They're mostly black.

I can't give you a Col for some reason but that made me laugh.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Mensa man can't work out how to make $1500 other than begging someone to buy it online.
Useless faggot has money to self publish and put on Sci Fi cons.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Allegedly double income no kids and can't find $1500? And they're jews too. Complete failures from every angle. Why brag about being in MENSA when you live in poverty?

Eric is like 55 fucking years old, too. Having no kids, he should have a million dollars in his 401k and be thinking about retirement. What a failure.

Putting an average of $10k a year away from age 20 to 55 at only a 5% annual return is $900k. That's without employer contributions and a 5% return is low for the last 35 years (1989-2024). Drop the annual contribution amount to only $5,000 but increase the growth to 8% and its $860k. How this cocksucker can't scrape together $1,500 is beyond me.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Eric is like 55 fucking years old, too. Having no kids, he should have a million dollars in his 401k and be thinking about retirement. What a failure.

Putting an average of $10k a year away from age 20 to 55 at only a 5% annual return is $900k. That's without employer contributions and a 5% return is low for the last 35 years (1989-2024). Drop the annual contribution amount to only $5,000 but increase the growth to 8% and its $860k. How this cocksucker can't scrape together $1,500 is beyond me.

It's all the child prostitutes he buys

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It's all the child prostitutes he buys

Just to look at because that makes it better in his mind. What Paul Weimer does with them afterwards is his own business in Eric's reasoning.

 

[Agent Smith]

"Data Entry Specialist". Really, bitch?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

"Data Entry Specialist". Really, bitch?

That’s a job for a 19 year old or an immigrant who doesn’t speak English or maybe a housewife after her kids grow up. Humiliating.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

TYFYS @captain_kamala for holding down the ship on Facebook and posting all the funny shit.

 

[Stent]

Buy the award and plug her shitter with it.