Enough about those Adirondack Chairs

[Honeycomb Hideout]

WHY THE FUCK ARE HIS NIPPLES ALWAYS HARD?

Rick fucks with skill and enthusiasm. He is an old testament sex god always ready to plow.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Fucking ribs, he can't help but tell the whole world about it (as always). And damn his backyard looks like fucking dogshit lmao

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

it also begs the question of where the fuck is Fatso during this?

Patty is scared of black people and waited out the stlaker-intrusion from the safety of inside the house

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

WHY THE FUCK ARE HIS NIPPLES ALWAYS HARD?

He’s thinking about all those sweet likes on twitter it’s the only thing that gets him hard these days

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

bluesky pity party, Jón thinks the people who picked it up commuted GRAND theft hahaha
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Eric, your sister is a criminal, shake your head at your own failure as a big brother.

"Doesn't rattling stop this!?!? Grand larceny!!!"

Fucking kissless virgin retard

 

[DominusOdium]

He’s thinking about all those sweet likes on twitter it’s the only thing that gets him hard these days

He's aroused by the idea of people looking at him. Even if, and perhaps especially if, they mock him.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Needs a smiling flavia cleaning it up @chocolatehellhole

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Take that, stlakers! I win again!View attachment 205523

He thinks thats a victory lap but it didnt come from here so nobody cares. Everyone is just laughing at him because this is his life.

 

[Meade Skelton]

Oof, quick reminder to how he looked last year wearing those sunglasses.

Jesus christ, do these dweebs ever go anywhere that isn't literally shadowed by housing projects?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He thinks thats a victory lap but it didnt come from here so nobody cares. Everyone is just laughing at him because this is his life.

They saw pat lived in a hovel and donated those chairs to him out of pity

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Welp, stlakers have trespassed on my property and defecated on my chair again

Are those chairs just made out of pallet wood? Nice tetanus stupid

 

[Chive Turkey]

Once again, nobody here is going to risk some Habitat for Humanity worker's life for a stupid prank when Buttermilk Tomlinson, the slowest gun and brain in the west, comes waddling out to empty his cheap gun at them.

Everyone here is of the opinion that he doesn't have a job and is likely sitting around the half hovel all day. He has cameras that give him motion alerts, right? Not only does that mean we're not sending strangers to get killed, it also begs the question of where the fuck is Fatso during this?

Since his ability to anonymously swat himself went away, he has suddenly ramped up the physical shenanigans a ton all in ways that don't really add up. Where's the paint can footage from his high tech security system? Can't use the excuse it wasnt near the camera. He's actually NEVER caught a "stlaker" on his property since the famous Pat with a Penlight footage got called out by everyone with a brain, despite his claims they're endlessly crawling all over his property.

The only thing he seems to catch these days are people taking his chairs while he's home from anonymously placed ads and charity organizations that are there in the middle of the day.

Pat sues the PD and his Airbnb gets discovered and suddenly the swattings end for good and equally suddenly a spate of even more dubious "vandalism" occurs.

You can tell it's him because he has zero self-restraint. Just like with the 40-odd swattings, there's a bunch of shenanigans happening within a couple weeks to a ridiculous degree so he can amp up the pity party.