Duuuuuh now I'm gonna paint another stripe on my dinosaur toy duuuuuuuuh

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Ade laughs and cums all over herself, and Jon, who is holding her in his lap.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I imagine hypothetically (I'm not gonna actually do it, Brinton) showing up at Wonderfest one year, casually looking over everyone else's models. Then seeing that one dumb dinosaur on display again, painted by Patrick S Tomlinson, and just spiking the goddamn thing to the floor and giving it a nice boot. You'd get escorted out but they're not calling the cops if you wreck one model, right? But oh boy would he be upset. Cake stomp times a hundred. I painted dat dinosaur!

That toy has lasted through a bored Ade and a bored Niki, how good would it feel shattering underneath a nice combat boot? It's broken useless pieces thrown in the trash to eventually wind up in a Kentucky landfill. You could then taunt Patrick and bestow yourself with the nickname "The Asteroid".

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nikki is a solid 6 by Midwest standards (it's obviously not a high bar). I'd worship her feet in a heartbeat, no question.

Eew, she has to have tranny feet

 

[guest]

I imagine hypothetically (I'm not gonna actually do it, Brinton) showing up at Wonderfest one year, casually looking over everyone else's models. Then seeing that one dumb dinosaur on display again, painted by Patrick S Tomlinson, and just spiking the goddamn thing to the floor and giving it a nice boot. You'd get escorted out but they're not calling the cops if you wreck one model, right? But oh boy would he be upset. Cake stomp times a hundred. I painted dat dinosaur!

That toy has lasted through a bored Ade and a bored Niki, how good would it feel shattering underneath a nice combat boot? It's broken useless pieces thrown in the trash to eventually wind up in a Kentucky landfill. You could then taunt Patrick and bestow yourself with the nickname "The Asteroid".

Hypothetically, I think it would be a lot more fun to smash whatever he's doing with the stupid LEDs and circuits. He's seriously taking pictures and posting these dumb circuits as if he's building a supercomputer or something when in reality it's the same shit they have middle-schoolers doing in science class.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Eew, she has to have tranny feet

Don't knock 'em til you've sucked 'um

 

[guest]

It's like, if you're not an immature faggot, bringing your woman to poker night or bringing her along to watch the game with the other guys. First of all, any decent woman would say no, I've got no interest in doing those things, have fun and see you later. Second, no pussy in high school Fat might think bringing his woman along to his nerd male hobby meets makes him look like a cooze hound like you said. In reality, bringing your chick along to guys activities makes you look like a massive loser who is either whipped or so insecure he thinks she'll cheat on him as soon as he's out the door. Ironically, Fat helped his first better wife cheat on him by bringing her along.

Niki is “one of the guys” though. Also she’s paying for the trip so she should get to come along as well.