Dumb pig oinks about trannies and The Matrix

[1073waaf]

I am many things. Fat, gay, narcissistic, and fat, for example.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Him referencing a 22 year old movie is like Anthony doing Scarface impressions.

OH JON WUSS BETTER!?!?!

Say goodnight to de fat guy....

I TOLD YOU NO WIFE AND NO FUCKIN KIDS, MAN! FUCK YOU!

 

[Mikekeke]

Oh, this? This? This is nothing, it's just my Fat Matrix fan fiction. A fatso from Wisconsin starts believing he's the chosen one and wears the biggest jacket you've ever seen. A group of urban youths see him trying to do fat parkour on a speed bump in a Rite Aid parking lot and hold him down and fart on his man breasts. He tried to put on the dark sunglasses but the arms of the glasses got stretched too far when Rick put them on and they just broke. Okay, well, I'll see you on down the trail.

 

[BillKlacks]

Words cannot describe how much I hate the way he writes.

 

[It’s Meboe]

I WOULDN’T FUCK THEIR ASSES!!!!!!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Ne

I WOULDN’T FUCK THEIR ASSES!!!!!!
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Needs a picture of their parents crying. Their parents who died weeks apart; presumably from shame.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

OH JON WUSS BETTER!?!?!

Say goodnight to de fat guy....

I TOLD YOU NO WIFE AND NO FUCKIN KIDS, MAN! FUCK YOU!

DON’T FUCK MY WIFE, JOHN

 

[Cyberatorquer]

It's hard to compete against becoming a tranny and raping your senile mother, but fat Rick keeps delivering. He's my favorite!

 

[HotDogJoe]

And I remember the women who wrote and directed that did so because they were trying to give life and expression to their journey coming out as trans.

Yeah, pretty sure that's not what they were doing with that movie. Also, women didn't direct The Matrix. Men did. They're called the Wachowski brothers. Check the credits at the end of the movie, ya fucking loon.

Fuck do I despite this cunt.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

They weren't even trannies then. It's well documented that one of them fell in with some BDSM where, and his love for humiliation led him to emasculating himself. It's a fetish, you fat daughter abandoning sack of shit. And these two prove it.

 

[HotDogJoe]

They weren't even trannies then. It's well documented that one of them fell in with some BDSM where, and his love for humiliation led him to emasculating himself. It's a fetish, you fat daughter abandoning sack of shit. And these two prove it.

@Easily_Remembered Your avatar. Imagine being 40 years old and taking a topless mirror selfie to show you have a kitchen knife shoved down the back of your trousers.

Of all the pictures of him, that one might demonstrate his deep mental illness more than any other.

 

[Raymond]

He tagged on some edgy Matrix gif to the end of his post.

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What a cringelord.

This scene is fucked. They shoot up - somewhat innocent - security guys as if there was nothing to killing people, as if it was, in fact, pretty cool. Nice Columbine mindset, you fat faggot.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Shut up Rick, it's a movie.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

No exaggeration, he is stuck at 14 years of age with shit like this, hasn't figured out even ugly women, he just needs more booby and fart tweets

You just know the queer fantasizes about being Neo himself. That's why he had a trenchcoat in those older pics. Pathetic dweeb.

 

[HotDogJoe]

You just know the queer fantasizes about being Neo himself. That's why he had a trenchcoat in those older pics. Pathetic dweeb.

I bet not long after seeing that movie he got a virus on his computer telling him to follow instructions to get rid of it and he thought it was Morpheus trying to contact him.

I will follow the white rabbit, child. It is my fate