Dovid turning the screws

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Shit I don’t remember that one from the original AMA. I’m surprised more people don’t bring it up because thats the first time i heard it (genuinely man honestly genuinely i would tell you if i did seriously dude genuinely honestly.)

Back when I had Twitter I said "I fucked Jim Norton and all I got was this bakery job" to Lily and she blocked me. Thanks Danny!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Back when I had Twitter I said "I fucked Jim Norton and all I got was this bakery job" to Lily and she blocked me. Thanks Danny!

Ron also made a couple allusions to Lily hanging out with Jim off air and even joked about them fucking.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Back when I had Twitter I said "I fucked Jim Norton and all I got was this bakery job" to Lily and she blocked me. Thanks Danny!

She hosted the TACS with Ronnie and Sam when Ant was at rehab. She sounded bitter about not being in radio.

 

[Monk]

tldr;


Retarded enough to let this picture get taken.

Stetten is a crazy rat-faced bitch. She fucked Dennis Haskins aka Mister Belding before she dated Nana. Rae was by far the coolest girlfriend Nana had though. Used to play CSGO with her a lot and we still chat every once in a while.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

So, at XM Erik was a Producer. Steve was a Producer. Ben was Executive Producer. Ben got fired/left and Steve became Executive Producer. Erik was fucking up so hard, they demoted him to Associate Producer and promoted me to Producer. The clip you're talking about is when they promoted Than to Senior Producer. So that now made the chain of command: Steve, Than, Danny..Erik. I forget Travis' official position at the time, probably Producer and Sam was Associate. So basically he got demoted down to new hire Sam level, while I took his spot and Than established a middle ground between Steve and the rest of us. As far as whatever it was specifically they are talking about, either I never knew or forgot. Eventually I became Senior Producer and Erik was bumped back up to Producer. I don't recall anytime where Erik and I both shared Senior Producer titles. Don't forget, Erik was the in-studio board op on CBS at first, until he couldn't even do that and I was called in to take over until CBS ended. Listen to how fucking angry Than is in that clip. The annoyance with Erik wasn't just me. You can hear Than's frustration with Steve too.

Was this the "thing I'm not allowed to talk about" that Nagel and Steve refer to on air during some fight when him being passed over is brought up? Hoagie gets unusually defensive about it and Steve has to chime in "no seriously, he was made to sign paperwork saying he can't bring it up" which I always thought was strange for a simple "You're shitty, he's good, and you were never promised anything" promotion pass over.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Always liked you on the show Bendovid.

When Ron and Fez first started on XM, O&A did a bit for about a month about "5 Golden tickets" to other radio shows to join XM on their channel. Then all of sudden said there weren't doing it. Why? Was it fake the whole time?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

This was easily the worst part of the show. Anytime the boys were exposed to a woman who was a 4 they’d trip over their dicks to fuck them. Countless times when they’d cover Scott and Todd Jim would ask to get their shit intern “Annie” on air. When Opie goes “Be honest, you want to try to fuck her.” Norton goes “NO DUDE HONESTLY GENUINELY I WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE SHOW DUDE HONESTLY”. Then him simping over that shitty woman on Scorchs show, when he almost killed himself because that intern slept with “””his””” prostitute, etc.

And I noticed you left out a name who’s probably the worst offender…fucking Anthony. Jesus christ. I’ve never heard a more pathetic man in my life, and it wasn’t some “good cop bad cop” shit like he said. This is a man who gave 24 hour anniversary cards. When some dumb porn whore came in studio he would fawn over them and act like a little boy. If Opie or Patrice started attacking them he would call them “evil misogynistic men”. He went out to apologize to one of the whores after they were insulted. Then, of course, when the whores left Anthony would insult them and say what he was REALLY thinking.

To be honest witcha I never got Opies hatred of Fez on air. I won’t speak for off air but whenever they covered some shit Fez did, for Opie it was the “Fuck Fez” hour. And then when Fez decided to do his Opie impression and shit all over him Opie had the nerve to get pissy. For some reason. I’m not a R&F guy at all but Fez breaking down was funnier / more entertaining than most of what Opie did.

I still have to get around to it all but i’ve been writing up where the Jocktobered shows / hosts are now. You’d be surprised how many of them died or just don’t work in radio anymore. (Not surprising considering radio is just a dead format)

The worst is Jim simping over how "hot" Amy from Amy's baking company was

She looks 100% like Prince Alan

 

[WhereWeAt]

Stetten is a crazy rat-faced bitch. She fucked Dennis Haskins aka Mister Belding before she dated Nana. Rae was by far the coolest girlfriend Nana had though. Used to play CSGO with her a lot and we still chat every once in a while.

I've heard stories about that guy hanging around UCLA or USC bars waiting to pick up "starstruck" girls looking for an ironic fuck. Stetten was practically built for such a task.

 

[BenDovid]

Rae was by far the coolest girlfriend Nana had though. Used to play CSGO with her a lot and we still chat every once in a while.

This is accurate. We touch base here and there as well.

Always liked you on the show Bendovid.

When Ron and Fez first started on XM, O&A did a bit for about a month about "5 Golden tickets" to other radio shows to join XM on their channel. Then all of sudden said there weren't doing it. Why? Was it fake the whole time?

Opie likes to talk a lot of shit.

I've heard stories about that guy hanging around UCLA or USC bars waiting to pick up "starstruck" girls looking for an ironic fuck. Stetten was practically built for such a task.

I've seen nudes of Stetten, she's built like an alien grey.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

Was there any regular comic that came in that the staff was divided on? I can’t imagine everyone was excited to see Stephen lynch the same way such as Patrice.

 

[BenDovid]

Lynch was barely on, he was more of a WNEW guy, I think we had him in once, very early on at XM.

Not sure if you mean support staff or O&A, but it took a lot of convincing to get Derosa booked the first few times. I had convince Opster he would be able to hang. There was a lot of Opie going "What does HE want..." when guys like him or Lazlow would ask to come in.

 

[LingerLonger]

There was a lot of Opie going "What does HE want..." when guys like him or Lazlow would ask to come in.

Because Opie knew that Lazlow was one of the worst regular guests on the entire show. His sole reason for being on the show was to trade plugs and interviews to O&A for them getting voice acting work or whatever. Lazlow's appearances could be their own bombs and flubs compilation.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Because Opie knew that Lazlow was one of the worst regular guests on the entire show. His sole reason for being on the show was to trade plugs and interviews to O&A for them getting voice acting work or whatever. Lazlow's appearances could be their own bombs and flubs compilation.

The crazy thing about Lazlow was that the guy should have been interesting. He worked for a company that made some of the biggest games of this century, hangs out with the 2600 guys, wrote for Playboy, takes month long vacations in Thailand (wait... wha?) and yet still he is complete and total bore.

The only good thing that came out of Lazlow's connection to OnA was when one of his co-hosts reported that he used to smoke crack at the Queens Motor Inn when Bobo wanted to take Christina there for some romantic pussy-diving.

 

[lowend73]

Let me put it this way. Louis CK lost gigs for jerking off in front of employees. He would ask them if he could and they would agree. THAT was a problem, divorced from any personal shit, because its a work issue: Employees feel pressured to say yes because they fear repercussions for NOT watching this guy jerk off.

Now look at Jim, who was actually fucking, not even paid employees, FUCKING INTERNS. If the guy had any sort of name to him he’d be living in a box. Now that I’m connecting the dots, this is a situation thats endemic in the comedy community. Joey Diaz talked about how he would get aspiring female comedians to blow him for stage time. When a female comedian cried to Brian Callen about being poor he said “Well if you suck my dick i’ll give you money / spots.”

That female comics must feel really good if they actually did it.

Im willing to bet its another bullshit story.

If. you grew up by a city, there is about a million of these guys. Stories, Jailhouse Logic, and overall scummy behavior. Joey used other peoples stories, I highly doubt he was that much in the streets.

Callen is just Callen, he is better in movies as opposed to "stand up"

"The crazy thing about Lazlow was that the guy should have been interesting. He worked for a company that made some of the biggest games of this century, hangs out with the 2600 guys, wrote for Playboy, takes month long vacations in Thailand (wait... wha?) and yet still he is complete and total bore."

For sure, a guy that has an interesting fucking life like that should have plenty of stories.

 

[guest]

She wanted Austin Powers but got Ed Powers…. Ta da! Comment?

 

[LingerLonger]

For sure, a guy that has an interesting fucking life like that should have plenty of stories.

Yeah but not everyone who lived an interesting life could tell a story and be entertaining. Opie knew this better than anyone as when a guest or caller was tanking he would just destroy the segment or hang up on them. There were times where someone would tell a story and it would go nowhere and O&A would gently let them off the hook. But other times they would viciously attack them like hyenas.

Lazlow was one of those friends of the show that Opie couldn't bring himself to shit on for being a boring douche. But someone like Shawna Lenee or Kristen Bell or whatever you could just destroy the segment for the good of the audience.

The whole Jimmy Snuka murdering his girlfriend was a prime example of this. Sometimes they would have WWE guys on and they could hang with the show or just act like maniacs like Iron Sheik and it made for good radio. But Snuka was boring and had nothing to offer. So Opie decided to get him to tell the 'dead girlfriend' story, knowing that he would ask the question at the end, "what is she up to now?" knowing that she was dead just to force some extreme awkwardness on the air.

No other show had ever done that to Snuka or did since. And it was so ridiculous that it caught Snuka off guard enough to answer the question in way that the police reopened the investigation. It was the first time someone actually pressed him on that story and of course he wasn't really prepared to answer and got himself into huge trouble. And it all stemmed from Opie knowing that the segment was boring and wanting to just take it into the 'cringe' direction. Unfortunately he never did that with Lazlow as it would meant losing their voice acting gigs. So the audience had to suffer under Lazlow's awful personality and voice and bombing jokes.

 

[Meownaw]

Lynch was barely on, he was more of a WNEW guy, I think we had him in once, very early on at XM.

Not sure if you mean support staff or O&A, but it took a lot of convincing to get Derosa booked the first few times. I had convince Opster he would be able to hang. There was a lot of Opie going "What does HE want..." when guys like him or Lazlow would ask to come in.

TYFYS because I always enjoyed Derosa when he was on. He was a great punching bag.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

TYFYS because I always enjoyed Derosa when he was on. He was a great punching bag.

To me, he was more of a kicking bag.

 

[BenDovid]

She wanted Austin Powers but got Ed Powers…. Ta da! Comment?

Yeah, everyone on that show has had worse bombs than that. Once Jim pulled out the, what'd you say dude? It was over, no matter what.

Because Opie knew that Lazlow was one of the worst regular guests on the entire show. His sole reason for being on the show was to trade plugs and interviews to O&A for them getting voice acting work or whatever. Lazlow's appearances could be their own bombs and flubs compilation.

I feel like being put in a GTA game is a way bigger favor than coming on to plug. GTA didn't sell because of Opie & Anthony.

 

[guest]

Yeah, everyone on that show has had worse bombs than that. Once Jim pulled out the, what'd you say dude? It was over, no matter what.

Yeah, I was excited to find the clip and give you shit for your line, but you’re absolutely right, everyone bombed. Especially jimmy. Hatable little nobody. It should have been Col third mic or burr or anyone.