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Does Patrick go on vacation anymore

Rick Roblinson

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Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and are cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson, but looking at this thread and seeing he was literally just in Scotland and Ireland is funny.

The fact that the guy managed to carve out a lifestyle as an author where he does what he wants on a Tuesday afternoon while others are toiling in offices or job sites is the crux of a lot of the anger here directed toward him.

Add in that he enjoys a reasonably-priced vacation to a Latin American resort or the UK a few times a year and people here launch into fits of rage. It's very odd to witness. Unlike you, he doesn't have to check with his manager to see if he has the PTO dates--he just goes.
This is funny when you do it for Joe but the Pat version just makes you look like a huge fucking faggot.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and are cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson,
"I don't follow Tomlinson" despite being on a Pat-devoted subsection of an extremely niche forum in a far off corner of the internet. There's only like two places on earth to get news about Patrick S Tomlinson and you're browsing and posting in one of them. You're a deeply closeted Patposter.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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This is funny when you do it for Joe but the Pat version just makes you look like a huge fucking faggot.
I don't say this about Brotha Joe. He just spent four months in ship steerage with a bunch of Filipino migrants literally singing for his supper. If Tomlinson wants to visit Normandy, he just gets on a plane. Then you all make an 18 page thread about it.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Your bit fucking stinks and makes you look like a huge fucking faggot.
Let's say it's a bit (it's not)--what about what I said could you factually refute? Tomlinson does what he wants on Tuesday afternoons and vacations a few times a year.

I suppose the only part up for debate is whether or not the forum posters who obsess over him are angry about it, but that seems obvious.

In three months, when he posts pictures from Cancun, I'm sure you'll be in that thread criticizing him
 

Rick Roblinson

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Let's say it's a bit (it's not)--what about what I said could you factually refute? Tomlinson does what he wants on Tuesday afternoons and vacations a few times a year.

I suppose the only part up for debate is whether or not the forum posters who obsess over him are angry about it, but that seems obvious.
He's an ugly fat fuck that goes on vacations with his Pee Wee Herman looking wife. So what?
 

Ladynyahh

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Let's say it's a bit (it's not)--what about what I said could you factually refute? Tomlinson does what he wants on Tuesday afternoons and vacations a few times a year.

I suppose the only part up for debate is whether or not the forum posters who obsess over him are angry about it, but that seems obvious.

In three months, when he posts pictures from Cancun, I'm sure you'll be in that thread criticizing him
I'm not mad to be perfectly hawnest witcha, just annoyed on a very miniscule level and not even for more than a fraction of a second. I think it's just more like opening a Pat post, seeing how it's middle of the week around noon and Pat's out playing in his ghetto garden with his pet lizard. My thought is "oh, what a fat lazy drunkard, of course he's not out at a job earning a wage during the week. Piece of shit." and then I'll move on to something else like a post about Nana doing something gay or complaining about the blacks. I've already forgotten about what Patrick was doing (or not doing, like working).
 

Rick Roblinson

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In three months, when he posts pictures from Cancun, I'm sure you'll be in that thread criticizing him
And you'll be in there sucking his dick about how everyone is so jealous that the fat man with an ugly wife who got cucked by his first wife and has a failed writing career and is a fucking laughing stock in his industry and online is on a vacation paid for by his mother in law and from scrubbing airbnb toilets. Shut up, stupid. Your bit makes you look like a huge fucking faggot.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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And you'll be in there sucking his dick about how everyone is so jealous that the fat man with an ugly wife who got cucked by his first wife and has a failed writing career and is a fucking laughing stock in his industry and online is on a vacation paid for by his mother in law and from scrubbing airbnb toilets. Shut up, stupid. Your bit makes you look like a huge fucking faggot.
You sound very upset. Why do you think that is? That an author who makes his own schedule causes you to lash out in this way?

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Pino_palladino

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Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and is cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson, but looking at this thread and seeing he was literally just in Scotland and Ireland is funny.

The fact that the guy managed to carve out a lifestyle as an author where he does what he wants on a Tuesday afternoon while others are toiling in offices or job sites is the crux of a lot of the anger here directed toward him.

Add in that he enjoys a reasonably-priced vacation to a Latin American resort or the UK a few times a year and people here launch into fits of rage. It's very odd to witness. Unlike you, he doesn't have to check with his manager to see if he has the PTO dates--he just goes.
Everyone here is mad except me. Everyone cares immensely about this except me. Everyone here is a loser except me. Sure buddy. You have a very odd view of reality. Imagine looking at a bum and thinking, “Wow, what a winner! Guy makes his own schedule. He can do whatever he wants!” And are you sure pat enjoyed himself? I know he pretended to but I’m doubtful. Calling him a writer was very generous of you though. I used to play hockey and rugby. Guess I’m a professional athlete, right? Now tell I’m full of rage and not chuckling at what a homo you are
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Everyone here is mad except me. Everyone cares immensely about this except me. Everyone here is a loser except me. Sure buddy. You have a very odd view of reality. Imagine looking at a bum and thinking, “Wow, what a winner! Guy makes his own schedule. He can do whatever he wants!” And are you sure pat enjoyed himself? I know he pretended to but I’m doubtful. Calling him a writer was very generous of you though. I used to play hockey and rugby. Guess I’m a professional athlete, right? Now tell I’m full of rage and not chuckling at what a homo you are
I don't know if you're "full of rage" or not, but you definitely seem very emotional.
 

RickReternal

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Let's say it's a bit (it's not)--what about what I said could you factually refute? Tomlinson does what he wants on Tuesday afternoons and vacations a few times a year.

I suppose the only part up for debate is whether or not the forum posters who obsess over him are angry about it, but that seems obvious.

In three months, when he posts pictures from Cancun, I'm sure you'll be in that thread criticizing him
MM, does the fact that Pat has never paid a cent to support his daughter reduce your confusion about why he annoys people?
 
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Sounds like someone had to set their alarm extra early for work this morning and is cranky about it. Why would you care? I don't follow Tomlinson, but looking at this thread and seeing he was literally just in Scotland and Ireland is funny.

The fact that the guy managed to carve out a lifestyle as an author where he does what he wants on a Tuesday afternoon while others are toiling in offices or job sites is the crux of a lot of the anger here directed toward him.

Add in that he enjoys a reasonably-priced vacation to a Latin American resort or the UK a few times a year and people here launch into fits of rage. It's very odd to witness. Unlike you, he doesn't have to check with his manager to see if he has the PTO dates--he just goes.
 
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Let's say it's a bit (it's not)--what about what I said could you factually refute? Tomlinson does what he wants on Tuesday afternoons and vacations a few times a year.

I suppose the only part up for debate is whether or not the forum posters who obsess over him are angry about it, but that seems obvious.

In three months, when he posts pictures from Cancun, I'm sure you'll be in that thread criticizing him
I am not annoyed because I am not fat or ugly like him. I do not have an ugly dyke wife. Nor, do I have a fat slob like him humping/sweating profusely above me that cries when he nuts after 30 seconds.
 
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