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She looks more like Ade from this angle. Whether that's good or bad I leave up to you to decide.
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She's Crip WalkingIs this a patrick gene thing? Wtf is up with that angle??
The less she knows about Pat the better.What's also totally awesome is that American Hero™ Patrick S. Tomlinson, sowed the seeds of abandonment and rejection into her mind at a young age. Who knows how that will manifest as she enters adulthood?
I've often thought that if one of the Brothermen found her socials after she turned 18, they might try to show her THAT police report. Maybe she needs to be shielded from the truth, in this regard. Maybe she doesn't need to know that much.
That would almost be mean to just drop that arrest info in her lap. If she gets curious all she has to do is google his name to find a goldmine of what a shitbag her natural father is. Hopeful its enough that she changes her mind on wanting to meet him.The less she knows about Pat the better.
oof she's never gonna have a career in foot/ankle porn I'll tell you that.Is this a patrick gene thing? Wtf is up with that angle??
There's always a chance there's a sperg in her high school(?) whose into lolcow culture, knows who her dad is, and REALLY wants to let her know that he does.What's also totally awesome is that American Hero™ Patrick S. Tomlinson, sowed the seeds of abandonment and rejection into her mind at a young age. Who knows how that will manifest as she enters adulthood?
I've often thought that if one of the Brothermen found her socials after she turned 18, they might try to show her THAT police report. Maybe she needs to be shielded from the truth, in this regard. Maybe she doesn't need to know that much.
Let's be honest. Her trucker dad will probably die soon too. Either from a health problem, like a heart attack or stroke, or from some easily avoidable accident only a retard would succumb to, like putting his head in a baler or getting crushed by a Dodge Ram he's changing the oil on.I kinda feel bad for the girl. Her biological dad wants nothing to do with her. The dad who actually loved and raised her dropped dead. Her trucker dad will probably end up selling her stuff to feed his drug habit.
I say kinda because she does have the Tomlinson gene so my sympathy has its limits.
Or Ade could kill him.Let's be honest. Her trucker dad will probably die soon too. Either from a health problem, like a heart attack or stroke, or from some easily avoidable accident only a retard would succumb to, like putting his head in a baler or getting crushed by a Dodge Ram he's changing the oil on.
He seems like a real booze bag. Really obsessed with drinking Jack.Let's be honest. Her trucker dad will probably die soon too. Either from a health problem, like a heart attack or stroke, or from some easily avoidable accident only a retard would succumb to, like putting his head in a baler or getting crushed by a Dodge Ram he's changing the oil on.
Poor kid looks just like her dadThere is only one way to find out I guess
Goddammit do I really have to become Annabelles foot now?Is this a patrick gene thing? Wtf is up with that angle??
I'm getting off topic here but Patrick Wilson is a dud. He's in a bunch of shit I like but he strikes me as someone who should've been in made for TV movies.
For what? $3500 of life insurance and all the crap from his house?Or Ade could kill him.
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