"Do not take our fence"

[RobertMewler]

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"Sorry, but we fail to see the humor"

What is with that kind of response? How about you respond like a man and tell that guy to shut the fuck up?

 

[NoBacon]

Put up signs in front of it as well, Pat.

It’s undeniably funny but I really wish 1997 Toyota Tacoma would knock this shit off, like the swatting. I can’t wait till he’s brought to justice.

Pat doesn’t understand his actions are escalating him beyond this place and into the real genuine psychopaths out there.

He could have easily kept it as brother Joe levels of fuckery but he’s such a gigantic idiot he’s going to become the next major lolcow across the internet.

 

[hikomow633]

Why is this stupid idiot explaining about the hoax cyberstlakers? just say it was a prank ad, nobody needs your retarded fake story you narcissistic bore.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I once had this idea of hiring local graffiti artists in the Milwaukee area to dome up the side of Pat's house by telling them I owned the place and wanted it decorated. Something on the right side of the house; like a huge, full mural of George Floyd, with the Derek Chauvin part looking very similar to Pat or whatever. Or maybe something that reflected the Spirit of Milwaukee? Either something that embarrasses Patrick or something that is deliberately cheesy and hilarious.

But then I remembered how fucking busy/disinterested I normally am, and how it's much better for us if Pat vandalizes his shit again. Or if KiwiFarms does it.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Why is this stupid idiot explaining about the hoax cyberstlakers? just say it was a prank ad, nobody needs your retarded fake story you narcissistic bore.

You don't think giving the impression that you're a paranoid lunatic is a good way to get sympathy?

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I think one about Pat giving away his best lesbian pantsuit because he is upsizing would be funny.

 

[BudDickman]

"... by the same clinically obsessed cyberstalking cult that tricked someone into stealing our Adirondack chairs"

He's putting in callbacks in a Craigslist post to other Craigslist posts that no longer exist. No one knows about that, Pat. No one will read this and say "oh, this is the Adirondack chair guy".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"... by the same clinically obsessed cyberstalking cult that tricked someone into stealing our Adirondack chairs"

He's putting in callbacks in a Craigslist post to other Craigslist posts that no longer exist. No one knows about that, Pat. No one will read this and say "oh, this is the Adirondack chair guy".

I love that all his actions are making himself the town idiot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think one about Pat giving away his best lesbian pantsuit because he is upsizing would be funny.

I think we should make posting for obvious fake stuff like FREE! THE STATUE OF DAVID! FREE! THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE and them photoshopped into his backyard. The more ridiculous the better and Pat will take them as deathly serious and not see the humor.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't get why this idiot can never say "please". It's one word and it would make him instantly seem like less of a prick.

 

[AliceWorquer]

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He's so close to understanding why this keeps happening, but so far away.

I'm loving the levels of mystery in this bit. There's a possible timeline of Pat faking the op, and now we've potentially got a string of kiwis coming in and faking responses from Pat to other fake ads that don't even exist in the first place. The only thing this all does it makes Patrick look like a fucking lunatic. If he found a little humor in this on day one he wouldn't be in this fucking mess

 

[Imager]

What is with that kind of response? How about you respond like a man and tell that guy to shut the fuck up?

You're talking about Patrick. It's like you haven't been Patposting since day 1.

Hate to do this to you, but you leave me no choice, Mews:

 

[PickleRickle]

Its Kiwifarmer fags. They had random people steal every single thing off of Cyrax's grandmothers property, including their fence I believe. Everything was up for grabs. Those kids lack wit, so they make up for it in brutality. This shit makes me laugh, I wont lie about that, but I still dont agree with fucking with the guys property.

 

[Lard Glug]

Can you imagine the horror that poor toilet has seen?

His shits are violent.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Watch Pat tries some insurance fraud claim that something of great value was stolen due to people posting his very valuable possessions on Craigslist

“Hello, Insurance? Yes, my very valuable collection of Van Gogh paintings was stolen by criminal cyberstlakers and I need to make a very large claim, adjuster child”

 

[Turry Fawks]

I think we should make posting for obvious fake stuff like FREE! THE STATUE OF DAVID! FREE! THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE and them photoshopped into his backyard. The more ridiculous the better and Pat will take them as deathly serious and not see the humor.

Put Annabelle next to the fire pit.

"My daughter. Never wanted her anyway."

 

[AliceWorquer]

Its Kiwifarmer fags. They had random people steal every single thing off of Cyrax's grandmothers property, including their fence I believe. Everything was up for grabs. Those kids lack wit, so they make up for it in brutality. This shit makes me laugh, I wont lie about that, but I still dont agree with fucking with the guys property.

It's weird how he pretty much refuses to acknowledge kiwifarms at all. Its like admitting hes getting fucked with in multiple places would ruin his organized cybercult narrative. And despite all their "Don't get involved" rhetoric, kiwifarms is probably where all the real crazy people who would actually want to destroy him will learn about his existence. This place is for relentless mean spirited jokes at his expense but kiwifarms attracts retarded zoomers who think low effort pranks and swattings are funny. If he did ever attract a group of people that would gladly do him actual harm and think that's entertaining enough per se then they are just as likely to come from kiwifarms as they are from here.

 

[Imager]

It's weird how he pretty much refuses to acknowledge kiwifarms at all. It’s like admitting hes getting fucked with in multiple places would ruin his organized cybercult narrative. And despite all their "Don't get involved" rhetoric, kiwifarms is probably where all the real crazy people who would actually want to destroy him will learn about his existence. This place is for relentless mean spirited jokes at his expense but kiwifarms attracts retarded zoomers who think low effort pranks and swattings are funny. If he did ever attract a group of people that would gladly do him actual harm and think that's entertaining enough per se then they are just as likely to come from kiwifarms as they are from here.

He likely thinks that without us he’d never have popped up on KF’s radar.

 

[PickleRickle]

He likely thinks that without us he’d never have popped up on KF’s radar.

He wouldnt have. huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

 

[JebJoh]

Next time he tells Twitter about a trip he should start getting texts taking him up on his offers of free fencing, pavers, mustang bumpers, the motorcycle he doesn’t need due to downsizing.