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Discussion Topic - Patrick S Tomlinson is addicted to pornography?

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A bit off topic but did you know he would sometimes switch this to "centimeters on my dick". I never really looked into why he did that but I'm sure it was probably for sexual reasons.

There's roughly 2.5cm/inch. So he can say he has a 5cm cock and it sounds better than a 2 incher.
 
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I've got an expert porn detective on the case.

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He does seem to think porn videos like “Tinder whore fucks in first date” or “girl from Twitter blows me behind McDonalds” are reality and not produced adult entertainment. Because he’s used these tactics in the real world, pathetically.
I'm pretty sure he has sucked a nigger dick behind McDonald's at least once. Just for a big Mac.
 
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