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I prefer to stay close and taunt fat chicks since they can't keep moving.It's the same thing as fat chicks on dating apps saying "I'M A PLUS SIZED WOMAN AND I LOVE MYSELF SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN KEEP MOVING!"
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I prefer to stay close and taunt fat chicks since they can't keep moving.It's the same thing as fat chicks on dating apps saying "I'M A PLUS SIZED WOMAN AND I LOVE MYSELF SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN KEEP MOVING!"
"Won't respond to Hey, you'll have to do better"It's the same thing as fat chicks on dating apps saying "I'M A PLUS SIZED WOMAN AND I LOVE MYSELF SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN KEEP MOVING!"
I've got pissed and literally thrown those fucking things. As soon as one piece of them screws up slightly they're a complete fucking pain in the ass and it's easier to just use regular sawhorses and clamps. A real nigga can build a quality sawhorse in like 5 minutes when needed.Those are Workmates, like sawhorse + mini workbench. It's a subtle redneck flex.
When was the wedding? They don't make it to 2 years and she gets cuffed for insurance murderImagine how unpleasant it must be for Adrienne to kiss this guy's stinky red nuts.
She really did marry him just so he could die mysteriously under his shitty truck.
This assfucker is the type to pride himself on being dirty and smelly. "That's what a workin' man smells like, boy." Eventhough he rarely works and is just a dirty stinky retard. And most workin' men shower when they get home.Imagine how unpleasant it must be for Adrienne to kiss this guy's stinky red nuts.
She really did marry him just so he could die mysteriously under his shitty truck.
Pat is Willie Lopez to Jon's Sam WheatPatrick is just happy Jon died while his daughter has to suffer this retarded prick in the house.
His eyes are welded shut.Every diesel mechanic introduces themselves as a diesel mechanic. They think it's somehow more masculine. You're still more of a faggot than any welder.
He's no Jon.
I bet Patrick busted fat nutts on these puppies!Passion filled wedding night followed by ade salvaging what she can out of the crumpled up suit on the floor
100%. I carry spray deodorant. Because after some days you are just nasty and don’t wanna permeate that smell in the work truck. This guys a dollar store Larry the cable guy. Truly the best she could do.This assfucker is the type to pride himself on being dirty and smelly. "That's what a workin' man smells like, boy." Eventhough he rarely works and is just a dirty stinky retard. And most workin' men shower when they get home.
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