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Did you ever ask a girl to rim you?

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chocolatehellhole said:
Somalia + IQ Test = 68
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wont change your m + t voice

Somalis are smart, you are just a non-worldly bum. I also exhausted the IQ debate with your betters. Call me a liar please. (or dont, i dont care meeky). Go photoshop fecal matter on porn pics some more, father of two daughters.
 
PickleRickle

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I cant stop thinking about this. Getting head, shes lickin the bag (major points for that) and you ruined it with that hilarious line? I dont think those words have ever been spoken. "Give my asshole some head" im so puzzled by this. When theyre lickin the bag and gettin carried away, just say lower. Dont spell it out, my god.
 
Harry Powell

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Jims_Maroon_Pants said:
No I haven't, getting rimmed as a man is fag adjacent. Lay off the porm for a few months and your sex life will go back to normal. You'll realize wanting to fuck your mother or sister isn't your show, neither is having a black man fuck your wife.
Inshallah
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Once you give up the porn you realize how destructive to good sex it really is.
 
Libby Son Of Loin

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Wisconsin.gov said:
Marginally gay and normalized only recently. You wouldnt even have the vocabulary to bring this up a decade or two ago, sheep. Also the way you worded it is definitely gay and unmanly. Hah, they author your kinks for you...

Anyway, you like your rectum stimulated...So might aswell put a big fat throbbing cock in it, it's the natural progression/next-level pleasure.
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But what about eating a girl's ass though?

Am I gay or not? Enlighten me
 
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There is no greater high than a girl licking your bumhole. I have done most drugs, including heroin, and nothing compares to a girl tongue punching my brown hole. It's a dragon I have been chasing for years, ever since my first gf did it. That was the day my life changed.
 
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I told my girl to give my asshole head, so she started blowing my boss.

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HH Brother

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New Dan
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Sue Lightning said:
Bump, the hell was OP thinking.
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Fair point, brother.

But the silver lining is that not a single person here will refer to it as anything but asshole head ever again.

You'll be on your death bed, shitting into a diaper that you've been wearing for two weeks, and your dying breathe will be "asshole head" (squealing fart noises and flat line beep)
 
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Faggot.
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HH Brother said:
Fair point, brother.

But the silver lining is that not a single person here will refer to it as anything but asshole head ever again.

You'll be on your dead bed, shitting into a diaper that you've been wearing for two weeks, and your dying breathe will be "asshole head" (squealing fart noises and flat line beep)
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Asking the FN nurse to give your asshole head, aka change your diaper, because you can only speak in forum references, funster.
 
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