Did you ever ask a girl to rim you?

[Barry]

the other night I was drunk and fooling around with this tall fat linebacker looking girl I met off tinder, we've hooked up 4 times counting this last weekend because I have no shame and I am deeply addicted to alcohol. So far shes tolerated my greasy apartment and general drunkedness but I'm afraid I might've fucked things up with her this time.

She was sucking my dick in bed and really going to town doing a good job, licking my balls a little and I was moaning and accidentally told her to "give my asshole head". She froze, took her mouth off my junk and looked up at me with this confused look and asked what I just said. I tried to explain that I wanted her to go down on my ass, like give head but to my butt cuz what she was doing felt good. I don't know but it instantly killed the mood and she was not into it at all and she said it was one of the weirdest things a guys ever done and left a short time later. I'm not really embarassed because this chick was a slam pig that I would only invite over after I was sloppy drunk, but I'm worried that one day I might slip up and do this with a skinnier girl that I actually like and it will ruin our relationship. I just always wanted a chick to give my asshole head and she seemed like the perfect candidate but even she acted like she was above it... Have any of you fellas ever asked a girl to preform this and if so what was her answer? Did I go about this the wrong way? I'll hang up and listen to your answer

 

[WifeStoreWill]

No I haven’t but if I ever did I wouldn’t ask for it like a 12 year old.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Yeah loads, no one did it. One girl did say she would.. but i stopped fucking her before i had the chance for her to eat the peanuts out of my shit.

 

[HH Brother]

Once. It was aight, but wasn't worth asking for again when I can just get my pole smoked. knowwhatimeanster?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

You don't "ask for it" you shove her head down there like a man, faggot.

All girls eat ass especially big fatties like Mary May and Betsey

 

[Fat Lispy Faggot]

the other night I was drunk and fooling around with this tall fat linebacker looking girl I met off tinder, we've hooked up 4 times counting this last weekend because I have no shame and I am deeply addicted to alcohol. So far shes tolerated my greasy apartment and general drunkedness but I'm afraid I might've fucked things up with her this time.

She was sucking my dick in bed and really going to town doing a good job, licking my balls a little and I was moaning and accidentally told her to "give my asshole head". She froze, took her mouth off my junk and looked up at me with this confused look and asked what I just said. I tried to explain that I wanted her to go down on my ass, like give head but to my butt cuz what she was doing felt good. I don't know but it instantly killed the mood and she was not into it at all and she said it was one of the weirdest things a guys ever done and left a short time later. I'm not really embarassed because this chick was a slam pig that I would only invite over after I was sloppy drunk, but I'm worried that one day I might slip up and do this with a skinnier girl that I actually like and it will ruin our relationship. I just always wanted a chick to give my asshole head and she seemed like the perfect candidate but even she acted like she was above it... Have any of you fellas ever asked a girl to preform this and if so what was her answer? Did I go about this the wrong way? I'll hang up and listen to your answer

Yes and yes. You asked like a tard. Next time tell her to tongue punch your fartbox like a man

 

[Cuphead]

I just had her do it the other night

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Nah I don’t want anyone near my booty hole, funsters.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I never ask when I'm holding a gun.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

"step right up"

 

[eggfeller]

if she’s fat you should just shit in her mouth no-questions asked & tell her to say “thank you”

 

[guest]

No. I think of the horrific things that have come out of there, and there's no way I could let anyone smooch it.

 

[Random username]

"step right up" View attachment 139127

How much dick do you have to take before your asshole looks like that???

 

[HH Brother]

How much dick do you have to take before your asshole looks like that???

@johnnynoname commentster?

 

[Stent]

give my asshole head

 

[Chapel]

Its not gay if you’re sticking a snickers up your asshole to get a fat pig to rim you

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Never asked anyone, had one just go at it a for bit though and another one dip her toe in for a small amount of time. If they're not gonna be massaging your prostate with their tongue I don't really see the point.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

No tongue is going up my ass, mine will go up hers, just a lil taste.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Not only would I never ask, if a chick ever started doing it unprovoked I would clench and start flopping around like a freshly caught bass.

 

[Dennyislife]

I would need to shave my arsehole no way.