Did one of your pull the CarFax on Patrick's Mustang?

[42069]

That car has way more value to one of us maniacs The Quas could probably get 10k in an online auction

 

[archive_bot]

Didn't he have to completely refurbish the driver's seat earlier this year because his fat, sweaty ass had completely obliterated it?

It's nice having a dad who's a leathersmith.

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[guest]

"It's nice having a daddy who's a leathersmith."

 

[FurBurger]

I understand he's owner number 4 and there are at least two accidents.

Way more than that, if by "accidents" you mean "times he or Nikki have shit the seat".

 

[guest]

I suppose the colored and Laotian blood in the trunk probably kills the resale value.

He's Jeffrey Dumber

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He's Jeffrey Dumber

Weight Gein

 

[guest]

Weight Gein

John Weight Gainsy

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Mustang? More like Must - stank, amirite?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Tommy the Clown is a leatherman, too??!? Is there anything he can't do???

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Didn't he have to completely refurbish the driver's seat earlier this year because his fat, sweaty ass had completely obliterated it?

The v6 couldn't withstand the fallout from Fatso's yearly V8

 

[Udders]

He's Jeffrey Dumber

Fairy Ridgeway

 

[Harry Powell]

I want this car so fawkin’ badly. Gonna gut it, put a cage in it, wrap it with Pig and O&A references, beat the shit out of it on a road course.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Pat clearly didnt see the CarFax on Niki because by 2012 her cunt was completely blown out

 

[Snake]

 

[NoBacon]

His car would be lucky to get 2-3 grand in a private sale. It’s worth about 1500 realistically. No doubt he thinks it’s a classic and worth 15k + though.

mustangs don’t age well and his is 15 years old and been in multiple accidents. It’s essentially worthless, other than as a cheap “fun” secondary car for college kids or hairdressers

 

[Raymond]

 

[Meownaw]

Tommy the Clown is a leatherman, too??!? Is there anything he can't do???

Make non faggot children

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His car would be lucky to get 2-3 grand in a private sale. It’s worth about 1500 realistically. No doubt he thinks it’s a classic and worth 15k + though.

mustangs don’t age well and his is 15 years old and been in multiple accidents. It’s essentially worthless, other than as a cheap “fun” secondary car for college kids or hairdressers

You know he thinks it’s worth 15k, a car that’s his regular vehicle with multiple accidents he believes is some amazing valuable classic. If it’s over 100k miles he would only get 1000 to 1500 from a dealership for a trade in because banks rarely finance a car over 100k miles so a dealership would just throw it away to the auction since they could only sell it cash on their lot. His only hope is to sell it private to get maybe 2500 - 3000 if he’s lucky. Knowing how stupid he is I bet he would try to sell it for 15 grand and couldn’t explain why it wasn’t selling.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's prime material

so it opens up and you put your dick in it?

I suppose the colored and Laotian blood in the trunk probably kills the resale value.

Dahmer was actually considered ATTRACTIVE by gay men's standard though.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fairy Ridgeway

Rodney Alcala-holic