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Daily reminder that Jim Norton has been grooming his "wife" since "she" was a teenager (when he was almost 50)

quasi101

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26. I'd assumed it was at least in its early 30s but Jimmy has been jerking off to it since it was in its late teens at least. Just a very wholesome and normal marriage all around.
Wasn't he mentioning this at the end of the ona show? When he was talking about the fuckkking scummbag immigration. I have some vague memory of him meeting "Alan" in canada? Or did i just make that up.
 

The Talking Dead

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Wasn't he mentioning this at the end of the ona show? When he was talking about the fuckkking scummbag immigration. I have some vague memory of him meeting "Alan" in canada? Or did i just make that up.

I think the first time he mentioned Alan in public was on a Rogan appearance from about 4-5 years ago (the one where he also brought up that he was taking PrEP). I can't remember now if people on the old sub discovered his relationship with Thor before that or not.

It'd be pretty nuts if their relationship did stretch as far back as the last years of O&A since that'd make Jimmy a legit pedophile. Not that that'd be surprising at all.
 
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Wasn't he mentioning this at the end of the ona show? When he was talking about the fuckkking scummbag immigration. I have some vague memory of him meeting "Alan" in canada? Or did i just make that up.
He was accidentally sighted with Alan in Montreal at a restaurant. The first public mention was when he went on a podcast tour where he talked about taking Prep on Rogan and brought it up on Joey Diaz and he was crying because she “spoke to someone she shouldn’t have”. He also talked about Alan on his own UFC podcast which left his cohost nervously laughing and audibly disgusted.
 

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and brought it up on Joey Diaz and he was crying because she “spoke to someone she shouldn’t have”.

It's hilarious that Jimmy was so desperate at 55 that he married an actual fucking prostitute that cheated on him because that's all he could get. One that's 30 years younger than him and has a cock. The whole thing is unfathomably weird but also oddly predictable considering how he's been his whole life.
 

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Imagine being born in 1997, and as a kid you stumble upon a genie that shows you your future, and you're a bootleg woman working as a prostitute, and then the genie just shows you a picture of Jim Norton looking sad, and points to it, and says "That's who you're gonna marry", and then he laughs at you. And then you cry and he pushes you down and shoves your face into the sand while laughing even harder.
 

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He was accidentally sighted with Alan in Montreal at a restaurant. The first public mention was when he went on a podcast tour where he talked about taking Prep on Rogan and brought it up on Joey Diaz and he was crying because she “spoke to someone she shouldn’t have”. He also talked about Alan on his own UFC podcast which left his cohost nervously laughing and audibly disgusted.
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26. I'd assumed it was at least in its early 30s but Jimmy has been jerking off to it since it was in its late teens at least. Just a very wholesome and normal marriage all around.

Same, I would have thought mid-thirties myself, I think it's fair to assume 25 is a complete lie and just part of the porn fantasy (just like Missy being 30 - there's no way Missy is only 30). Most (actual) women I know, if they can get away with it lie about their age so it's reasonable to assume the tranny does the same. It's also hard to tell because in addition to pancake makeup, the face has that dead on-prozac zombie sanpaku-eye thing and there are no normal facial expressions whatsoever.



Additional reminder they both cheated on each other only three years ago


This reminded me why I never do podcasts anymore, wheezing emphysema Diaz is just insufferable and Lee Syatt just shits boredom out of his cakehole. The whole comment about Norton forcing whichever 3 he was banging at the time to admit her ex-boyfriends dick was bigger than his is just pathetic. A sad life. I was genuinely a huge fan once.
 
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