Current state of affairs

[TorqueWheeler]

Looks like he's already in the "stay angry" phase.

 

[Heyfellas]

If he was a real man he would've moved to Alaska to work in the oil fields, drink every night in a miserable bar and disappear completely from social media. Some might say one out of three isn't bad but, in Fat's case, the lack of real job and social media engagement that would embarrass a 13 year old girl make it really, really bad.

He wouldn’t do that because he doesn’t care to work or provide for his wife/estranged daughter.
Even if my wife and I divorced under the worst terms I’d support my kid.
Nobody is a bigger piece of shit than Pat

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

This should be offical forum dance, kinda like those stupid tiktok dances.

This dance with Life at the Outpost and vice versa

 

[Clint Ruin]

He wouldn’t do that because he doesn’t care to work or provide for his wife/estranged daughter.
Even if my wife and I divorced under the worst terms I’d support my kid.
Nobody is a bigger piece of shit than Pat

I mean, even Kuhn was taking care of his kid until he shot him out of a t-shirt cannon. It's literally the bare minimum, the biggest losers on earth still manage to pull it off.

 

[Heyfellas]

I mean, even Kuhn was taking care of his kid until he shot him out of a t-shirt cannon. It's literally the bare minimum, the biggest losers on earth still manage to pull it off.

I’m going to go ahead and assume his wages were garnished

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Looks like he's already in the "stay angry" phase.

Get hungry, stay hungry

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If he was a real man he would've moved to Alaska to work in the oil fields, drink every night in a miserable bar and disappear completely from social media. Some might say one out of three isn't bad but, in Fat's case, the lack of real job and social media engagement that would embarrass a 13 year old girl make it really, really bad.

Fatrick couldn’t last a shift at Target. The men working on the North Slope are real men. They would laugh at him and trick him into climbing onto a drifting ice floe within minutes of meeting his flabby, lazy ass. Adios, Fatrick!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’m going to go ahead and assume his wages were garnished

What wages? He’s black.

 

[Heyfellas]

What wages? He’s black.

You’re our moral compass, Carol.

 

[guest]

Fatrick couldn’t last a shift at Target. The men working on the North Slope are real men. They would laugh at him and trick him into climbing onto a drifting ice floe within minutes of meeting his flabby, lazy ass. Adios, Fatrick!

Of course you're right but in my scenario he is a real man and decides to punish himself for getting chucked by moving to one of the harshest climates in the Western hemisphere to engage in dangerous, back-breaking work and endure it with grim stoicism. And pigs might fly.

 

[guest]

Not true. He'll never be happy. Ade left him, and took Annabelle with her, and absolutely nothing he does will fill that hole. His whole life has become pretending that he's over her, but he's not.

I don’t know. I’d like to think most people can be redeemed. Anything is better than the endless lost cause grudge match that’s become his life. Maybe he’s too far (ha, at first spelled ‘fat’ by accident) gone.

That being said one thing is certain. Mr. Steiner? [MEDIA=youtube]dZqo4OZ0Pqs[/MEDIA]

 

[Cptbaldopie]

He sperged out about his dubious 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon result to a journalist whom he believed would write a sympathetic column. In doing so, he contradicted his own shady retelling of that fatful day several times, botching the simplest detail (was in a pothole or a curb, lardass?) and confirmed my suspicions of Patfoolery with that race. The fatty doth protest too much! Thanks for the confirmation, Pat, that you’ve never completed a half marathon. Looking at you now, you clearly never will.

My entire reason for being here is to ensure that this particular fart cloud never darkens another fun run. After seeing how condescending and flat-out wrong he was on social media when dealing with running and the community, I felt it was important to keep lying fascists like him out of my sport.

Well….

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Don't forget his dad was a bull rider in the pbr before it existed.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

What wages? He’s black.

2 cigarettes a day isn't good enough?

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]