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Cryptic Pig makes an appearance

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER - So, we reviewed your script, and, uh .... how married are you to the scene with the Asian child prostitute?

DROOPY TITS - It's key to the story, child. It stays.

HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER - Ok... it's just, uh ... it's rather graphic and it goes on for .... *flips through the script* eleven whole pages?

DROOPY TITS - My father was a studio executive for 15 years and greenlit many blockbusters, child. You don't get to tell me how this works.
 

Will Tate

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Oh God please tell me SpaceEdge tricked him into signing a legal document. How funny and typical of Patrick would it be if he was tricked again after Apostlegate?
It's just a release form so we have your permission to use your words against those evil, viscous, monster cyberstlakers, we'll make sure your every word toward them is published.
 
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