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Costa Rica

What’ll happen to the Pig’s Costa Rica trip?

  • He will have to cancel because of lack of funds

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • He will have to do the above, but blame covid

    Votes: 8 13.3%
  • Nikki’s mom pays for them

    Votes: 18 30.0%
  • He suspiciously goes quiet and acts like he was never going

    Votes: 23 38.3%
  • He calls Boomia a stlaker

    Votes: 9 15.0%

  • Total voters
    60

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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Remember he claimed wealthy people take multiple vacations because he’s wealthy? Like there’s no such thing as irresponsible people taking vacations they can’t afford. Spend a couple days in Atlantic City and you’ll see plenty of people taking vacations they can’t afford.
Not so. The Cumias love Atlantic City, so it must be a nice and classy place.
 
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There's no way he doesn't go on his fancy big boy vacation.

He really thinks he can borrow $100k from the SFWA, file fraudulent PPP loans, ignore the court's order to pay quasi's lawyer fees, ignore credit card debt, all of it.

Just simply go "I'm not paying" with a fat satisfied smirk and that'll be the end of that problem. And hey, to his credit, that strategy worked once before to get out of child support.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
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Remember he claimed wealthy people take multiple vacations because he’s wealthy? Like there’s no such thing as irresponsible people taking vacations they can’t afford. Spend a couple days in Atlantic City and you’ll see plenty of people taking vacations they can’t afford.
“I plan on winning enough money to pay for the trip.”
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Not so. The Cumias love Atlantic City, so it must be a nice and classy place.
I used to work in AC in the casinos and you see some reaaaaaaaaal pieces of shit blowing money they don’t have, especially during the weekdays when they give out free rooms. You see many “parents” off getting bombed and blowing money while their little kids run around the casino at all hours of the night unsupervised.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
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He'll go on some trip to a ruin and the native Mayans will abduct him, believing him to be the prophesized javelina god Quashlicoatl, also known as El Tipo Duro Real.

They'll treat him with full honors and feed him the choicest tarantulas, but it'll be a green inferno for Rick because the village has no access to electricity or internet.
 
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Do they have an extradition treaty? Otherwise mr. bankruptcy child might run off
I kinda want to see the ham go on the lam - I think it could be hilarious.

He would probably fuck it up and try to still tweet, we could find him in the background of other people's photos fatly taking up space, I'm sure hell try to find some Costa Rican version of Hooligan's to plant his barnacle ass in and people could call that for fun while he's on the run.

Hed be like a fat poor John McAfee
 
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