• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Conceited and arrogant fool

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
Forum Clout
18,272
No fucking way. I knew this ugly fuck was completely delusional but this is way more arrogant than anything even Patrick has come out with. What a hateable motherfucker.

Hey fat nose - Before social media and race-based virtue signaling, absolutely nobody would have heard of you. You'd never would have even had anything published because you are utterly talentless.
That's just what Nigerians do. They are a proud grifter culture. Its working pretty well for him too.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
Forum Clout
117,058
If you find yourself in a self defense situation, you'd have the legal right to . . . Who am I kidding they'll convict you for assault in any scenario unless you lie down and let him murder you

Dude he’s in the UK, he can go and rape a child and be rewarded with a luxury apartment and all his expenses paid for life without having to work, then he can sit on Twitter and take their money and label them as racists who should give him more stuff.

That’s not me being over the top to be funny, that’s the reality, and if anyone says that’s not a good thing they’ll get put in prison, where there are spaces because they freed violent offenders to jail thought criminals.
 

TorpidSloth

Forum Clout
15,766
Remember when we saw an excerpt of his actual writing and it was the wooden helicopter of literature? He was talking about BMWs and G Wagons and shit. It was hilarious. Like, exactly what you'd expect from a dumb Nigerian.
I don't remember the details, but I remember there were massive logical pitfalls all through the narrative, as well as The Room-style passages of missing time and unexplained transitions - things like "Ray and Gabriel walked along the street. 'Let's get out of the car so we can go and have a private conversation in that restaurant over there" said Ray. 'That sounds agreeable' replied Gabriel. Chinese food was always better outside of a BMW.

It was the writing of someone who isn't able to visualise what they're typing out.
 

Jesse Ventura

Access to the debates
Forum Clout
8,741
Remember when we saw an excerpt of his actual writing and it was the wooden helicopter of literature? He was talking about BMWs and G Wagons and shit. It was hilarious. Like, exactly what you'd expect from a dumb Nigerian.

“You’re up early”

“No, I’m down late”


He uses his awful word substitution shit that he thinks is brilliant when it really just makes no sense and is something a 10 year old would find clever.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
Forum Clout
64,167
You know the ol' Groucho Marx joke - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Oogie's so arrogant he believes the exact opposite of the joke. His brilliance is so obvious that anyone who recognizes it deserves accolades.

If 9 short stories are absolutely awful but the 10th is written by him, the overall book is a classic simply because of his contribution.
 
Forum Clout
4,134
Tbh the OP made me a bit embarrassed for Ekpebe...He thinks he is Cassius Clay circa 1976...relax akhi, Allah loves the humble. (I can tell he is godless and his folks found Christ for a sack of rice or corn flour).
Allah hates you then. Humble yourself before your God.
 

Confused White Kid

Influencer
Forum Clout
17,866
Tbh the OP made me a bit embarrassed for Ekpebe...He thinks he is Cassius Clay circa 1976...relax akhi, Allah loves the humble. (I can tell he is godless and his folks found Christ for a sack of rice or corn flour).

Nobody cares what you think you ugly fucking freak

1000002177.png
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
Forum Clout
7,994
I don't remember the details, but I remember there were massive logical pitfalls all through the narrative, as well as The Room-style passages of missing time and unexplained transitions - things like "Ray and Gabriel walked along the street. 'Let's get out of the car so we can go and have a private conversation in that restaurant over there" said Ray. 'That sounds agreeable' replied Gabriel. Chinese food was always better outside of a BMW.

It was the writing of someone who isn't able to visualise what they're typing out.

"Poor black guy epeki :image_9247:: What's up Oooogooboo?

Rich black guy with gold watch and BMW Oooogooboo:image_9249:: What's down epeki?"




Indeed 5 star worthy dialog.
 
Top