Comprehensive article about Hooligans reopening

[Slackjawed Cow]

Look at all that room he takes up. Even leaves his backpack on the ground for people to have to maneuver around. I wish they had a policy to not allow customers to use their outlets for phone/computers. That would get him to fuck off.

 

[FLUUUID]

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How did you find this picture? Did you google "blissfully married couple experiencing pure joy"?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Look at the old guy, sitting out of the way taking up minimal space so he can work. There's a small table right next to him that Pat could use. He'd be isolated and he could concentrate on what he's doing and not take up valuable bar space. Instead he plops his fat ass at the bar and takes up 3 spaces because he wants to be noticed. What a narcissist. Very fat too.

See Piggy, this is the proper protocol if you want to do some kind of work at a bar. You get a table so you won’t be bothered much and can get your work done. You give your server a good tip since you took a spot in their section for a while. What you don’t do is go up to the bar and take up 3 bar stools so you can “be seen” in hopes people will think you’re important. You also don’t just order tea/soda type drinks with free refills while at a bar which is meant for bar sales which is how a bar stays in business from the mark up. This kind of behavior not only is selfish but also hurts the bar since you’ve got some asshole taking up valuable bar space and makes people avoid this section of the bar because nobody wants to be near this idiot. Only a severe autistic would not be able to read the room on this social no-no.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

And it looks like he’s not even drinking booze, looks like lemonade so he’s spending a whole 3 bucks with free refills. Takes up 3 bar stools and doesn’t even order booze. He’s a selfish asshole.

You’re crazy of you dont think thats an alcoholic drink of some kind

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Look at all that room he takes up. Even leaves his backpack on the ground for people to have to maneuver around. I wish they had a policy to not allow customers to use their outlets for phone/computers. That would get him to fuck off.

Post Covid they should, especially since he is planting it right on the bar and asking to use their outlet (another annoyance for a bartender having to work around his stupid plug) while taking up space. Just compete selfish asshole behavior and you know he tips like shit.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Make note of this man. Pen and paper in hand, quietly sitting at a table as to be respectful to the bartender and the other patrons.

I have no idea if he's an author, but he's more of a gentleman than that fat fucking pig sprawled out at the bar.

 

[Brooke Shields]

you missed him in the very first image

yes his fatbody so happens to be hiding behind multiple people, but notice the fat muscle-less arms, the classic piggy poof, and of course on his phone tweeting now that he's closed his laptop

Also looks like Nikki's fat arms are sitting to his right, she must've scolded him into closing his laptop and told him to get back to work!(firebranding)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You’re crazy of you dont think thats an alcoholic drink of some kind

Being he’s broke he at the most only has 1-2 actual drinks followed by soda / tea when he’s “working”, other laptop bar photos have shown he’s got a water or tea in the background like an asshole. He’s shown even when he’s drinking he doesn’t order that much, just takes up space due to being so fat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He clearly rode his bike there. I hope he isnt drinking and driving. Thats illegal.

 

[TokenX]

 

[fenrir]

He said the book was mil-spec science fiction. What the Fuck is that?

If I had to guess, it probably stands for "military-speculative". Or maybe milkshakes-for-special boy.


EDIT: I'm dumb. Google says mil-spec is "military specification". It also says Pat is very large.

 

[fenrir]

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Pork curtains

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

 

[RoTheHo69]

His chins have their own personality

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You’re crazy of you dont think thats an alcoholic drink of some kind

Exactly. It's Patrick - he ordered booze.

 

[fricklefrackle]

you missed him in the very first image

yes his fatbody so happens to be hiding behind multiple people, but notice the fat muscle-less arms, the classic piggy poof, and of course on his phone tweeting now that he's closed his laptop

Also looks like Nikki's fat arms are sitting to his right, she must've scolded him into closing his laptop and told him to get back to work!(firebranding)

The first ever photograph capturing him childing someone on Twitter.

 

[guest]

LMAO! HES FUCKING DISGUSTING!

*Posted while using my home elliptical.

I REFUSE TO BE FAT LIKE PAT!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he was texting Razor Ramon or maybe it was Macho Man. Its really hard to tell since he chats with so many superstars.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Look at all that room he takes up. Even leaves his backpack on the ground for people to have to maneuver around. I wish they had a policy to not allow customers to use their outlets for phone/computers. That would get him to fuck off.

EW I didn't even notice the backpack and the power cord winding over the fucking bar

What an inconsiderate fat scumbag

 

[Mikekeke]

Imagine the cringe of him fatly putting all his garbage on the bar and asking the bartender to plug the charger in for him.