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"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)
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Linger longer, it’s a Rick Reference
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Dan Mullen took the chairs!!!!!!!
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I read that here, so that means it's confirmed.
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He should be on the FBI suspect list, for sure. If Joe Biden wasn't tied up with the Nazi's from Jan 6th he'd have his men on it.
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I don't condone this behavior, but if a brotherman took these things and has them in his lawn as a souvenier that's PFG
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Unless someone accidentally left behind a crocheted voodoo doll at the scene of the crime, I'm inclined to believe it may have been an elaborate psyop funded directly by Putin.
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Remember in the Sopranos when Richie gives Tony the jacket and he see’s one of his housekeepers wearing it? One day Rick will be cruising through Milwaukee and see a bunch of niggers sitting in their yard drinking 40’s in his chairs.
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I kinda want them now, so I can spend a few weeks turning them into pallets so that I can brag about my handiwork on the Internet.
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Shut up, Pat - you’ve had sex with two women and married them both
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It was speculated that the dopey wife has a car and she parks it on the busy bus line street in front of the hovel, but he's confirmed their only vehicles are his Rustang and his two scooters. These two must waste a ton of money on delivery fees and Ubers every year. It's his own fault he doesn't have a useful vehicle like a pickup truck or an SUV, so he expects everyone to accommodate his retarded choices in transportation. Put a blanket on the roof of the Rustang and tie the chairs down to the roof, or rent/borrow a truck, asshole. The nerve of him to treat everyone as his personal servants is insane. He really thinks taxpayers should foot the bill for the MPD to pick up his trash and deliver it to his hovel.
If he really did call the MPD one of the first questions would be how much this "stolen" property is worth. He would say they're priceless because he made them by hand. They'd ask what kind of wood was used to get a better idea of their worth and he'd have to admit they're made out of trash. Just another call from Fatso which wastes valuable time and taxpayer dollars which should be used to respond to, investigate, and solve real crimes.
If he really did call the MPD one of the first questions would be how much this "stolen" property is worth. He would say they're priceless because he made them by hand. They'd ask what kind of wood was used to get a better idea of their worth and he'd have to admit they're made out of trash. Just another call from Fatso which wastes valuable time and taxpayer dollars which should be used to respond to, investigate, and solve real crimes.
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I saved all this shit as chairs001.. and im already up to chairs079 in my general fatrick folder. So yeah fuck it, making a chairs subdirectory.With all this new artwork and convo screenshots I have no choice but to add a "Pallet Chair Drama" folder to my 35GB "Fatrick" file.
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More threads nonsense
Again - two women - married them both.
Again - two women - married them both.
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"desirable and masculine."
Words that no one uses to describe Patrick, no matter what he says to the contrary.
edit: He's probably been referred to as "dad" more than he's been referred to as either of the above.
Words that no one uses to describe Patrick, no matter what he says to the contrary.
edit: He's probably been referred to as "dad" more than he's been referred to as either of the above.
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He is so out of his wheelhouse talking about partners. Plus has never been in a position that he could be picky about how many partners a girl has.
Like people cant have different preferences/standards. Plus, fucking a hoe and making her your girlfriend/wife are two different things.
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A little Americana
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After his wife wisely dumped him and got the hell away from him he latched on to the first woman who would let him touch her, and she happened to be a dumpy, dikey, high body count roastie. He's constantly trying to defend the honor skanks with low standards.
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“Considered desirable and masculine” - Yes, to other men. If you tell a dude you fucked 100 women he’d say “Ok” or think its cool. There is no world where you tell a woman that and she goes “OH WOW THATS SO FUCKING HOT”
Yeah obviously a dude fucking 10 girls is different from a girl fucking 10 guys, and thats a whoooole long conversation, but it doesn’t negate the fact that a dude who sleeps around is still a whore.