Chef Blobby Flay

[Bigsmooth]

He doesn’t work out, he thinks if he goes into the stream room and sweats that’s just as good as working out because he’s sweating. He does the stream room to get the booze out

He's cutting weight for his big fight with Dan Mullen

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I'd win money all day betting on those peppers being store bought. Every needless preposition he makes is to sell a lie.

 

[Boogs]

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Perhaps I am an incorrect faggot. I hadn’t seen the tweet since it was originally posted.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Holy shit! I feel star struck. The tagine made a cameo:

It stays on that stovetop 24/7

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It stays on that stovetop 24/7

Used once.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I'm guessing this is what you want to say to your boss right now. Don't worry -- it's almost 5pm!

I'm in love with my job for several reasons, a lot of them involve it being remote and laid back. That said, you're an unbelieveable faggot for even trying to equate having a respectable profession to Rick and Nik's PPP fraudulent schemes giving them the afternoon off.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Imagine thinking Pat ever sold enough books to earn back his advance. Imagine thinking he’s currently getting paid to write books, three years after his last book was punished.

I knew Pat was a rube, but I did not ever expect to see him serve toast made of Wonder Bread with an “authentic” Moroccan tagine. What next, PB&J with caviar?

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Bobby Flab

The I've-never-used-an-Iron Chef

 

[FurBurger]

He spent $759.99 on that piece of shit.

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Can we please make sure that makes it to Jerry Jen's list of Pat's assets?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I wonder which fine dining establishment he's going to lie about saying they want more of these jars of piss.

Good thing Milwaukee doesn’t have any codes and restaurants are free to put bathtub hot sauce on their menus.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Think it still has the cat hair on it from last august?

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It adds a tang, child.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Jacques Pigpen

 

[AliceWorquer]

It doesnt look possible for sugar to melt, but it does

#cookingfacts

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

It doesnt look possible for sugar to melt, but it does

#cookingfacts

Like the old ladies that follow pat havent caramelized sugar before. I bet most of his followers can cook circles around pat but he thinks he sharing some secret method of cooking.

 

[guest]

It's funny to me how angry you guys get at a dude who figured out how to unplug from the matrix and do his own thing.

So instead of following his interests and cooking for his family and friends, he should be in an office on Tuesday afternoon working for someone else?

Please tell me you're joking.

 

[guest]

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That looks disgusting.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

EW he's got a portable dishwasher like some filthy European

Euro, never seen one here
I looked at the product description but couldn't find anything noteworthy..
what makes this portable other than the fact it has wheels?

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Euro, never seen one here
I looked at the product description but couldn't find anything noteworthy..
what makes this portable other than the fact it has wheels?

People with whole houses have dishwashers mounted into the kitchen cabinet and hooked up to their pipes.

 

[Udders]

Cant forget this gem


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Obviously the person who arranged those pistachios is not autistic.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

That tagine dish just cracks me up. The dish itself seems legit enough, but to serve it with toasted fucking white bread? You're going to go all out on the authentic dish and not get a traditional middle eastern flatbread or try and make one? No just ole wonder bread for the wonder pig.