Chad Elite Opie vs Virgin Long Island Ant

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Opie has a family.

Nana has a floor she spits on whenever a kid kills her on call of duty.

 

[Peckas]

Opie can see the Hudson from the 44th floor in the most expensive real estate in the world nana can see a parking lot from his hovel near the Long Island Railroad

 

[BenDovid]

Opie also sits in is his car for alternate side parking in case you forgot. Anthony takes the LIRR to work. Chad Danny has reserved parking and works from home.

 

[Sue Lightning]

parking: comp’d

yet this loser is right here with the rest of us

 

[BenDovid]

yet this loser is right here with the rest of us

The...internet?

 

[BenDovid]

The Opie-Simp LARP is tired. Get a new angle.

"No really! I LOVED the way Opie would repeat somebody else's joke but worse." Really?

 

[Sue Lightning]

 

[Sue Lightning]

Duhhh i liek Antony da best cuz he hit duh bell and made goodfella references

Yeah he touched kids so what

 

[BenDovid]

Isn't that some hospitality service somebody made a fake profile for? Neat. Who did it, you?

 

[BenDovid]

Duhhh i liek Antony da best cuz he hit duh bell and made goodfella references

Yeah he touched kids so what

I'm hoping your character is a huge larp, since in reality, while nobody is a great person, if we're speaking comedically, Opie is the fart of a dog that ate some cat shit.

Also, in actual reality, I made a witness statement regarding him fingering a 14 year old, which, according to my notes, is more than anyone, ever, has done regarding 'Ol Trejo Cheeks, so maybe, I dunno, shut the whole fuck up?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Go to bed babyboy

 

[Sue Lightning]

so maybe, I dunno, shut the whole fuck up?

 

[BenDovid]

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Go to bed babyboy

Lmao, who even is this.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Durre rhurrrr antony hit bell!!! MONKEEY NIGGERRR HUHUHUHHH use ur fist make uh mud slide duhuhuhuh MR FABRASHAM HOLEEE SHIT

 

[BenDovid]

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Oh I'm sorry, can you respond to my post? Rather reply with cute gifs?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Lmao, who even is this.

Thats me

 

[Sue Lightning]

Ahahahaha A holeee shit today we’re gonna uhhh be uhh talking about uhhhhhh fuckin NIGGERS ahahahahaha ohhhh boy you uhhh ssssshhheeesh yeaaah you know what i mean folks ….uh YOUR SON WAS ATTEMPTING….ahaahahahahaa…fuckin’ the shining…always classic man. Sooo uhhh anyway the fuckin Niggers…remember the days of Ozzie and Harriet now it’s fucking Omar and Harriet Tubman hahaha holeeee shit ding ding ding ding

 

[BenDovid]

And Opie had zero pop culture knowledge beyond zero-class reality programming. He didn't understand Shining refs because he never bothered to watch it. Even after it becoming a show thing. This is a guy who didn't have time for Game of Thrones, but always knew what Oprah said yesterday and demanded clips. Either you're a hardcore troll, or you have poor taste in comedy. I sincerely hope you're a troll. Just because Anthony is a cunt personally doesn't make Opie a comedic genius by proxy.

 

[Sue Lightning]

hahaha HOLLEEE SHIT HUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNA ED NORTON