Capeshit Retard

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[HotDogJoe]

I have no idea what he's rambling about here.

What a fat man.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Auuuuuuuuuuutism

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Christ, he's such a hack. Also, wtf is a RonCom, you fatheaded moron?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Christ, he's such a hack. Also, wtf is a RonCom, you fatheaded moron?

Bennington plows Aunt May and Fez dies.

 

[Will Tate]

If only he'd included a picture of himself in one of his faggoty Captain America T-shirts Marvel Studios would have hired his right away.

 

[Meownaw]

Obligatory wall of text stand up bit again.

 

[peckafacce]

Happy? Does he mean Harry?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

No tard, the character of Aunt May is written to be fiercely overprotective of her nephew. She wouldn't shrug and order another round of breadsticks if he's desperately texting and calling her because his life is in danger. Stop projecting your own disinterest in your daughter onto fictional characters.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Christ, he's such a hack. Also, wtf is a RonCom, you fatheaded moron?

"If we find each other, just maybe in the process we'll find ourselvesssssss."

 

[Raymond]

Obligatory wall of text stand up bit again. View attachment 5190

Some of his stand up shots are more on-point.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Happy? Does he mean Harry?

Happy was pretty much Iron Man's Alfred and Iron Man wanted to "mentor" Spider-Man. Aunt May is usually old, but the MCU made her hot (Marisa Tomei) and teased a romance between her and Happy. It's pretty much a vanity role for Jon Favreau who the hire ups at Disney fucking love.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I've seen him write "eachother" multiple times.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe they didnt see it. Lets post it a 4th time.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Some of his stand up shots are more on-point.

View attachment 5191

Something we can agree on

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Happy? Does he mean Harry?

As a comic book faggot, allow me to translate:

Pat is fat.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If only he'd included a picture of himself in one of his faggoty Captain America T-shirts Marvel Studios would have hired his right away.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

People stopped saying “blowing up” about their phones years ago. Also your “call” to marvel can’t even get 50 likes so it’s best to move on, pig.

 

[Opesterino]

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this is so fucking embarrassing. then you see him tweeting shit like " cap wouldn't be your friend" on twitter to other people, like captain america and the special boy are bestest buds, you know you are dealing with a complete and utter moron.

I love the woman in the background looking up from her meal/conversation to contemplate what the fuck is going on with this loser. no way niki can get wet for this thing.

I hate you patrick s tomlinson, please go take a long walk off a short pier.

 

[Harry Powell]

Obligatory wall of text stand up bit again. View attachment 5190

This was covidcumias favorite joke