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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Those are the Reef sandals with a bottle opener in the bottom of them. They were cool like 12 years ago. Pat is like a decade behind any kind of fashion trends.
That’s part of being in “fly over” country, they are always at least 10 years behind on everything. I’ve had to travel through some of those states and it’s like a time warp. He made a big deal about ordering them with the bottle opener on it. That kind of thing was cool if you were a young college kid but at 41 is downright embarrassing. Of course mentally Pat is a teenager because he’s retarded.
 
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So a fridge, two new phones, a bunch of new furniture, and of course special boy simply had to attend Brewers Star Wars night. All of this occurring when Rodney Mayr is supposed to bring forth evidence to satisfy Krinsky and keep the lawsuit alive.

What if he randomly won the lottery but didn't tell anyone? Would he have to tell his following about his big win, or would he quietly cash $250k and blow through it in a year? I really think he would have bought a new Mustang if he came into that much money though, you know he misses talking about his "stable" of Mustangs.
 

ActionJackson

What did you think we'd be doing today?
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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That’s part of being in “fly over” country, they are always at least 10 years behind on everything. I’ve had to travel through some of those states and it’s like a time warp. He made a big deal about ordering them with the bottle opener on it. That kind of thing was cool if you were a young college kid but at 41 is downright embarrassing. Of course mentally Pat is a teenager because he’s retarded.
Yep, he was acting like he discovered something new but I remember these being a thing Well over a decade ago when I lived by the beach
 
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It's a limited edition 2019 Brewers Spring Training flex-fit cap, child.
It's fucking disgusting. So is that shitty spanish cerveceros jersey he constantly wears. Look back at the pictures from when he first bought them. The colors have faded to shit and they're sweat stained because he probably breaks a sweat just walking into the stadium, let alone all the time he sits in his shitty outfield seats in the sun drinking cheap swill and eating nitrate and fat filled sausages.
 
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