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Brian Keene is giving store credit for throwing out Richard Tomlinson books

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Now Pat says Brian called him thanks to us?
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30 minute call?
 

DominusOdium

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Anyone read this guys books? I’m tempted to order his short story compilation. In fact I’m going to. Just like I bought Leslie’s gay Indian author’s dragon book. FUCK PAT
Same. Ordering a Keene book now. It'll fit nicely next to my other Pat inspired purchases. Janeski, Correia, even got Mexican wife beater Del Arroz on there from back in the day
 

DominusOdium

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A reminder that Keene is an award winning, successful author of over 40 books and is married to another author who herself has published over 20 including being asked to write for the Aliens franchise. Patrick has published 6 books to decreasing sales and interest, is so out of ideas he tried ripping off Douglas Adams and then when that didn't work, Dickens. He is married to a SSRI eyed, useless, doughy frump whose claim to fame is attending conferences about SEO whilst having a husband whose online presence is slightly less favorable than that tranny chomo who works for Mr Beast.

Keene is tardpunching way down.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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"Brian, I'm unblocking you just long enough to give you one (and only one) chance to get yourself out of this. Consider it a professional courtesy"

Batshit insanity. Pat is being pushy and acting like he has power over a much more successful author, where the author's only crime is sending a few tweets. Also can you give someone "professional courtesy" when he's an author and a bookstore owner while you are an insurance telemarketer? They're in different professions. It's like me giving a blacksmith "professional courtesy" by not burning down his shop, all because I thought he looked at me weird as I walked by.
 
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