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BREAKING: Paul Weimer just dropped "Josiah Munoz interviews Patrick Tomlinson, Part 3" on SoundCloud

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The Canyon Boykin shit is just so incredible, at least the Cris Italia shit had the real Cris writing articles about Seth.

We spend an entire year protesting white cop on black civilian violence, protests and riots all over the country. Then Patrick discovers his greatest fucking enemy just happens to be a white cop who killed a black civilian questionably and got away with it. Aren't these puzzle pieces connecting a bit too perfectly, Patrick? No, any questioning of this OBVIOUS HUMONGOUS coincidence is handwaved away, because Patrick is a good person and murdering cops are bad people. Thus, a bad person would clearly be after him.

Also holy shit, he's fucking obsessed with that dumb mini-marathon. He spent 5 minutes ranting about a mini-marathon he ran years ago to a presumed HuffPo reporter! He literally said he has a running alibi that ran the entire race alongside him and can confirm he never cheated, despite this alibi appearing in none of the photos alongside Patrick. He then also said that they don't photograph every racer at every checkpoint. Fuck, I can only imagine the satisfaction Carol's gonna feel when he hears the desperation in Patrick's voice. I RAN THAT MARATHON ON A TWISTED GODDAMN ANKLE!
Its almost as if he was handsold some horseshit and swallowed it whole like so much meatloaf
 

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Exactly. People cut short all the time for injury, or they’re hungover at this piss ant fun runs, or whatever. No one judges you until you go on social media and gloat about running sub-two hours and say snarky shit like “What’s your PB, sweetie?”

Nobody who has trained with any seriousness and completed a good run would ever demean someone else’s running like that. Good natured ball busting happens, but it’s good natured.

Pat was portraying himself as a ‘Fitspiration’ and positioning himself to put up followers based upon what the facts indicate are inflated results, like his big fat swollen face and neck.
Yup. that theory of him rolling his ankle and cutting would be so understandable. You still get the free shirt. I have rolled my ankles a couple times bad enough to be on crutches for a week or two. Not once did I think " Oh I better knock out these 8 miles." Even in major pro sports if they roll an ankle they are out. Pats ego wont allow him to tell the truth without embellishing.
 

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Hopefully when Rick croaks they'll send his brain to a lab where it can be analysed in the name of science.

No doubt Rick's thinkin' meats would be similar to an 80-year-old woman with Alzheimer's disease.

Fucking Sticky Rick is so horny for fame and fortune that he can't think straight. All cognitive functioning just out the window. He really thinks this is going to land him some deal from Netflix, doesn't he?
 

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Its pretty wild how much pat thinks he is always doing the "right" thing and is never wrong but we have archived him long enough to prove he is full of shit on most things he posts. He cant see his own hypocrisy. He even reads all the evidence we have that punch holes in his lies. He still cant see or admit he has been exposed. He should have grown out of this kind of shit in elementary school. I think thats why its so easy to spot. We have all seen these types of people and usually it was in school. Pat hasnt even changed his lying and arguing style from an elementary level. He is just a big alcoholic 4th grader.
 

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I read "minor" instead of "mirror" at first. Color me disappointed!

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He sounded more angry about the marathon cheating allegations than anything else. Out of everything that's been done to him, what a peculiar thing to fixate his anger on.
It's because it perfectly bursts his bubble of his view of himself, or at least the image he likes to publicly portray, that of the "stealthygeek." He thinks (or wishes) he was a Henry Cavill, a handsome jock who also likes video games and dungeons and dragons and is kind of a dork. But he's just a fat zilch.
 

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The fact that he corrected Josiah on the correct pronunciation of CarolMax High Knee has me howling.

The last thing I expected from one of these calls was Carol to be featured so prominently. He really is fucking obsessed with this place to the point he knows all the usernames and their "crimes". It's hilarious that he tries to pretend he never comes here. Who the fuck has been taking all the screenshots you've been saving then, pig? Oh yeah, your army of helpers.

Lunatic.
 

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Who the fuck says that?

He might as well have said "Oh, you just caught me being Important and Popular."
"Fellow human being, you have caught me in the act of social interaction between myself and one or more individuals."
 

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Who the fuck says that?

He might as well have said "Oh, you just caught me being Important and Popular."
Tubby is trying to set the scene for the article, he wants Josiah to mention Pat can be found at his favorite spot Hooligans so people can come and admire him, buy a book, after this article sends him to fame or you can't do a phone interview when Niki and Tyrone are going at it in background and maybe third possibility he doesn't want Niki to hear any of it, he has told such bullshit story to everyone in his family if they knew the truth they would tell Niki to dump him
 
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