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[OpieRadio]

I think this is more the case than the speech impediment hypothesis. I've ( I have) noticed he tries to avoid contractions. He thinks it sounds more professional and educated, but he's comes of like a stilted autist. That did not occur.


Probably a combination of the two and being very fat as well.

Did you ever consider that it occurs for the reason thaT he is fat?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Hearing it is more infuriating than reading it. Pat should’ve at least gotten told if he kept acting like a child he was going to be held in contempt, child.

 

[RobertMewler]

Hearing it is more infuriating than reading it. Pat should’ve at least gotten told if he kept acting like a child he was going to be held in contempt, child.

The Commissioner was cool for having a less formal atmosphere in the courtroom than most however piggy still needed to remember his place! Such a petulant chubby oinker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat loves to try and use technicalities but in court he got bit by the same thing. the judge felt what he said was escalation and there was nothing pat could say to change his mind. It was glorious hearing him get shushed and have to accept it. Pat had to be a baby at the end on asking where to get the appeal paperwork but he never even acted on it. He just was trying to get the last word.

 

[BudDickman]

The Commissioner was cool for having a less formal atmosphere in the courtroom than most however piggy still needed to remember his place! Such a petulant chubby oinker.

The judge could have told Pat to shut his fucking mouth, but just because you have the power to do something doesn't mean you should. The ability to show restraint is one of the reasons why the judge sits behind a bench while Pat presents "Why Elon Musk is a Poopiehead" to a room full of rejects.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Here's a more proper thumbnail totally forgot I took this

 

[guest]

Finally got around to listening, how delightful.

his enunciation at the end is so funny and I’m even more convinced now that it’s a result of speech therapy earlier in life because it gets worse when he gets upset and is starting to lose control. What a fat faggot.

 

[guest]

I've taken the liberty of clipping some of the greatest hits. Enjoy!

1. Pig can't get his own name right

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2. I'm not 25 and don't close out bars anymore

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3. I DO not understand that. You can't.

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4. Full pepperoni basement story (inc 'Sir, don't do that)

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Holy shit, dude. This asshole realizes that perjury isn’t something we made up and that he can go to prison for it? The cops never did that as St. Josiah dutifully proved which makes Pat’s gay ass gay and primed to be fucked by the very people he makes his toppings with?

 

[SFWA liaison]

The commissioner had his staff look up Patrick and Andrew on the courts systems to check their priors right? that's how he brought up the v. 60 john does. That probably mad Pat look like an even bigger retard litigant that is not to be taken seriously

 

[guest]

He's safe. Authorities are never going to be interested in Pat's antics. This will cut both ways.

 

[EraGodless]

I did some noise reduction on the file.

What's your favorite beer faggot?

I think I found a new pickup line.

 

[BudDickman]

The commissioner had his staff look up Patrick and Andrew on the courts systems to check their priors right? that's how he brought up the v. 60 john does. That probably mad Pat look like an even bigger retard litigant that is not to be taken seriously

This was after Pat had used his "I don't spend very much time in court" line. He doesn't realize that he loses credibility every time he says something that's clearly false.

 

[FurBurger]

10. Arguing with the judge




11. Sir, that did noT occur!

That arguing with the judge one is incredible. The judge says something, Pat argues he's wrong - without evidence, just nuh-uh. The judge cites Pat's own words, and Pat tries to argue... what, exactly? That he can say what he likes with impunity? So the judge raises his voice to make a point - always a good sign - and Pat just rolls his eyes and sighs.

Pat is so incredibly lucky that the judge gave him the leeway a decent man would give a retard, despite his snotty attitude.

 

[guest]

"We're looking at other strategies"...new number and no Twitter for a while is worse than 6 figure debt I guess..

It's funny that now Pat officially on record for turning down a chance to fight one of his trolls cementing his legacy as a fat faggot with bitch tits even further

 

[guest]

That arguing with the judge one is incredible. The judge says something, Pat argues he's wrong - without evidence, just nuh-uh. The judge cites Pat's own words, and Pat tries to argue... what, exactly? That he can say what he likes with impunity? So the judge raises his voice to make a point - always a good sign - and Pat just rolls his eyes and sighs.

Pat is so incredibly lucky that the judge gave him the leeway a decent man would give a retard, despite his snotty attitude.

He's so dumb he thought this was a slam dunk case. He thought this was going to be his first victory against the trolls. Something he could oink about on Twitter for weeks and months to come. All he had to do was show up. And he probably could have won if his thinkin meats were operating at even 25% capacity. He could have shown up with his witnesses. If they lied and said BDA was threatening him, he might have gotten the RO. Maybe. The judge might have still sided with BDA once he saw Pat's "911 will just be there for cleanup" text. But if he had come prepared and wasn't a cunt to the judge, the judge might have granted the order. Instead he showed up unprepared, copped an attitude with the judge and then lied about his texts and once the judge saw through that, it was all over for Rick.

There's also a little hint into his thought process when the whole "What did you think was going to happen today?" took place and Rick's answer was "I thought I was going to be heard". We all know he has some capeshit scenario made up in his head where this was going to be the incident that sparked a criminal case that ended with this place shut down and hundreds of people in jail for calling him fat and laughing at him. He's truly delusional and truly, truly fat.

 

[guest]

It's worse than that. He Tomlinson'd the petition by opening it with statements like "3 and a half years ago I became the target of harassment [...] This has been going on for 3 and a half years" even though on Twitter he immediately said BDA is new blood.

Of course the Court took him seriously and asked him to confirm:

I'm pretty sure he already lost the Judge at page 4 in the transcript.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Whenever I see him trying to play victim it disgusts and angers me in equal measure. After all the online bravado and the whole tough guy schtick he's been whittled down to what he really is, a fat fucking pussy. "He threatened to come fight and hurt me" boo hoo, faggot. You invited this shit into your life and I'm so glad the judge saw right through you. Die fat about it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[EraGodless]

Reminder: those tweets are well before he flew into OnA's radar. He's been a fat cunt for quite some time.