Bovine Pat

[kingship75]

A modern day Hawk and Animal

WELLLLL! PAT, YOU WANNA THROW YOUR WEIGHT AROUND!? THAT’S OK! WE WANNA THROW YOUR WEIGHT AROUND TOO!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

@BertBertlinson comment?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Bert lips are real and real weird

 

[victor_sanchez]

Bert lips are real and real weird
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The positive result from his significant gain is that long lip creases are now proportionate to his head. The only silver lining to getting big I suppose.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

@BertBertlinson comment?

We're through the looking glass here, people.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

We're through the looking glass here, people.

If this was just 70lbs fatter…

 

[Bigsmooth]

He looks like a FAT pencil

He looks like a fat broken action figure that was crudely put back together with super glue

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Bert dunking hard over here. My fucking ribs.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Why does someone so ugly insist on posting photos of himself? The only people who see them are people who hate him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He went to see two shows in LA. I guarantee he got that haircut with that in mind. He was trying to fit in with the War On Drugs and The National crowd. He thought he looked cool and hip. Instead he looks like a fat egg with troll doll hair.

I think his gray hair makes him insecure so he will either shave down the grey area ( that keeps getting higher on the sides) or he will use Just For Men to make it brown again. He isnt fooling anyone but himself.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

... he will either shave down the grey area (that keeps getting higher on the sides) or he will use Just For Men to make it brown again.

That'd be very, dare I say, stealthy of him.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Also lol. This looks photoshopped, poorly.
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Looks like a photo from the 90s how'd they manage that?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Of course he has to get a fresh Otho for his trip. Did he have a big plate of steamed hams after?

I feel bad for him slightly. He thinks the two shirts thing hides his tits but I’m telling you it doesn’t. I say that as someone who used to do that as well before I lost weight.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Rick’s new haircut

Apparently I'm the only one who clicked. This guy has Pat's hair and is smart enough to be in agony about it.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I feel bad for him slightly. He thinks the two shirts thing hides his tits but I’m telling you it doesn’t. I say that as someone who used to do that as well before I lost weight.

Titty 2 Shirtz

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

A modern day Hawk and Animal

Whhhaaaaat a luuuuuuuuunch

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Also lol. This looks photoshopped, poorly.
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