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Bob Kelly did like a Barbara Walters level interview with Jim and Olaf

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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I havent seen my girlfriend in a few days. She's probably fucking some faggot who could beat the shit out of me.

I just want to go fucking fishing, man. It's like the only thing I do that I enjoy.

Let me float around and get drunk, you BITCH. I'll kill ya. Every fish I pull up I punch them in the face and I spike them back into the water. I wouldn't do that if I didn't love you, you bitch.
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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Ol' Abe's gonna try the ol' autoerotic asphyxiation angle. Subscribe for my FULL review.
Speaking of the ol' autoerotic asphyxiation... I have a couple books on that shit I got online that previously were essentially only available to law enforcement or those who had thousands to spend on rare, non mainstream books before the internet. There's some wild stories and photos in them shits! Niggas all twisted up with elaborate ropes, chains with mirrors to see themselves all BTK'd the fuck out, dildos, pornography, panties... One nigga burnt himself all up around his legs 'n shiznits. All kinds of horrific degeneracies all in the name of dumpin' a nut.

Blowin' a load is a helluva drug.

Most of them get discovered by a family member. That shit is especially fucked up. Imagine walking in on that. Ropes and chains, nigga sportin' some lace thongs and a serial killer mask with porno pics spread all over the floor. Then the cops come and photograph it all from every possible angle and publish it.

You ever see that reddit video of that dude who had a rope strung up over something in what appears to be in front of a closet and he's holding the rope in one hand and beatin' off with the other and he pulls on the rope for just a couple seconds too long aaaaaaaand... Oopsie Daisy. Lights out, nigga. I think he had a black hood over his face/head. Yep, he killed himself in relentless pursuit of the ultimate orgasm and his cock stayed rock hard the entire time while dead and pretty sure it was a family member that walked in and found him with his garbage still solid as a rock, leaning back stiff legged with the rope still locked in a death grip 🤣
 
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LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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I'm beginning to hate Bobby outright. He used to just annoy me occasionally but it's well past that now. Not cute or clever or funny or anything, his gay little goatee and dumb glasses are almost as infuriating and enraging as his desperation, insecurity and fake positivity. Colin nailed him years ago, but it's taken me this long to realize how dead-on that appraisal was. "Mediocre" would be a massive (and undeserved) compliment to his comedic chops. To end this spleen with some levity: Hagar the Homosexual creeps me out on a visceral level but he's the funniest dude in that room and it's not even close.
He’s left Nortons insides so hollowed out he’s basically a canoe
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Speaking of the ol' autoerotic asphyxiation... I have a couple books on that shit I got online that previously were essentially only available to law enforcement or those who had thousands to spend on rare, non mainstream books before the internet. There's some wild stories and photos in them shits! Niggas all twisted up with elaborate ropes, chains with mirrors to see themselves all BTK'd the fuck out, dildos, pornography, panties... One nigga burnt himself all up around his legs 'n shiznits. All kinds of horrific degeneracies all in the name of dumpin' a nut.

Blowin' a load is a helluva drug.

Most of them get discovered by a family member. That shit is especially fucked up. Imagine walking in on that. Ropes and chains, nigga sportin' some lace thongs and a serial killer mask with porno pics spread all over the floor. Then the cops come and photograph it all from every possible angle and publish it.

You ever see that reddit video of that dude who had a rope strung up over something in what appears to be in front of a closet and he's holding the rope in one hand and beatin' off with the other and he pulls on the rope for just a couple seconds too long aaaaaaaand... Oopsie Daisy. Lights out, nigga. I think he had a black hood over his face/head. Yep, he killed himself in relentless pursuit of the ultimate orgasm and his cock stayed rock hard the entire time while dead and pretty sure it was a family member that walked in and found him with his garbage still solid as a rock, leaning back stiff legged with the rope still locked in a death grip 🤣

I’m gonna jerk off like 10 times before I turn on my Rube Goldberg suicide machine and be fully clothed so no one confuses it with anything sexual.
 
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