Biggest buffoon on twitter whines about not being taken seriously

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

However he might still call you unmanly and pussy behind your back, even infront of your children. Beware

I have similar interests to him. Sports, fishing, cars. We have a good relationship. He hasn’t called me a pussy in years. Lol. Plus my kids tell everything, they don’t do good with secrets. They’re like my ex wife

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I hope he did all that with a stereotypically thick Cajun accent, that would be rad as fuck

We’re from Metro New Orleans, that accent starts about 90 miles west. That’s more a Lafayette/ Bayou accent. We have more of a smooth southern accent in this part of Louisiana lol. More like Savannah, GA or Charleston, SC than Rob Schneider in The Waterboy. Lol

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"Hey, kids, your sissy dad or Uncle Nancy-Boy ever tell you how they pussied out of getting a double-home run in little league when they were your age?"

I ever tell you about when those two pussies gave up, yeah your uncle was on first and your dad hit a slow roller to third and they both walked, like pussies acting all dejected. If they ran like men they could’ve beat it out, that third baseman Muffed the ball I was so embarrassed, I made em dig a hole when we got home. We skipped the Dairy Queen stop too.

now I should explain that my dad owns businesses here and this is a relatively small town (3,500 people) for being in the suburbs, so a lot of people in town knew we didn’t hustle on a grounder and he felt like they’d ask him why his kids weren’t playing right all week. Baseball and Football are huge deal down here, especially in this town, everyone knows everyone too. It’s fucking crazy. Lol. If I fucked around down at the park as a kid, my mom or dad would know before I got home. Literally everyone knows everyone.