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Big Jay's new special!

PogromStallone

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I think Jay is one of the funniest people on the planet but he is his own biggest enemy. For some reason he has decided to be a crowd work comic and he has to do almost everything through a sexual filter.

He can take a boring story about anything and turn it into the funniest shit but instead he only does this drivel.

I really believe that if he just told stories about his life that he had already told on radio and podcasts on his comedy specials he could've been huge(he's fat).
 

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I think Jay is one of the funniest people on the planet but he is his own biggest enemy. For some reason he has decided to be a crowd work comic and he has to do almost everything through a sexual filter.

He can take a boring story about anything and turn it into the funniest shit but instead he only does this drivel.

I really believe that if he just told stories about his life that he had already told on radio and podcasts on his comedy specials he could've been huge(he's fat).
And you can barely find any of his funny stories on YouTube because Luis reported every Skanks thing so they'd be behind a paywall and Sirius thinks it's the 90s and that they lose business if people listen to clips on YouTube instead of on the radio in their cars.

I was going to pull up his stories of trying to adopt a cat and going to see Terrifier 3 alone, they're nowhere to be found and I'm not going through that entire catalog to find them.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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He wears a Fuck Netflix hoodie around now because they had no interest in this special and took a super long time just to basically give him a blunt "fuck no." Ari Shaffir and a bunch of people in his orbit got Netflix specials around the same time and Jay has to act like he's happy for them while he's boiling pissed off about the whole thing and has probably destroyed any future relationship with Netflix over it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I think Jay is one of the funniest people on the planet but he is his own biggest enemy. For some reason he has decided to be a crowd work comic and he has to do almost everything through a sexual filter.

He can take a boring story about anything and turn it into the funniest shit but instead he only does this drivel.

I really believe that if he just told stories about his life that he had already told on radio and podcasts on his comedy specials he could've been huge(he's fat).
He doesn't understand what people like because his own tastes in everything are all fucked up. Hence the constant sex shit. I'm with you in thinking he's one of the funniest people in the world, maybe of all time, but I know I'm not going to make it through this special. And I'm going into it like it's a chore because I know the first time he starts doing the stereotypical "you ever fuck a black guy?" shit that other, lesser comedians mock him for, I'm going to be done with it.

Seriously, when you hear any east coast comic do an example of a hacky crowd work stereotype they do Jay. "You ever fucked a black guy?" Fucking nothings like Mike Feeney and Mike Cannon will brazenly shit on a guy who's done a lot for their careers and not even in a ball-bust kind of way. Like an actual disrespectful "this guy fucking sucks at what he does" kind of way.
 

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I think Jay is one of the funniest people on the planet but he is his own biggest enemy.
He might be funny but it's hard to take him seriously when he dresses like a fifteen year old Hot Topic edgelord from 2005. I'm not saying he needs to wear a suit or something but when you're in your 40s and you look that retarded, there's no way I would be able to laugh along with him. I know this is a silly opinion but everyone shares it to some extent. For example, could you ever laugh along with like Hannah Gadsby or Cameron Esposito? Even if they were the funniest people around, I don't think I would find them funny.

 

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He wears a Fuck Netflix hoodie around now because they had no interest in this special and took a super long time just to basically give him a blunt "fuck no." Ari Shaffir and a bunch of people in his orbit got Netflix specials around the same time and Jay has to act like he's happy for them while he's boiling pissed off about the whole thing and has probably destroyed any future relationship with Netflix over it.
Nigflix is blockbussa
 

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He doesn't understand what people like because his own tastes in everything are all fucked up. Hence the constant sex shit. I'm with you in thinking he's one of the funniest people in the world, maybe of all time, but I know I'm not going to make it through this special. And I'm going into it like it's a chore because I know the first time he starts doing the stereotypical "you ever fuck a black guy?" shit that other, lesser comedians mock him for, I'm going to be done with it.

Seriously, when you hear any east coast comic do an example of a hacky crowd work stereotype they do Jay. "You ever fucked a black guy?" Fucking nothings like Mike Feeney and Mike Cannon will brazenly shit on a guy who's done a lot for their careers and not even in a ball-bust kind of way. Like an actual disrespectful "this guy fucking sucks at what he does" kind of way.

I also believe Jay's girlfriend/wife/whatever is very, very close with Tim Dillon, as in they go on girl's trips to the Hamptons and shit together, so Jay has to listen to her rave about how much money Timmy has every time she comes home.
 

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I also believe Jay's girlfriend/wife/whatever is very, very close with Tim Dillon, as in they go on girl's trips to the Hamptons and shit together, so Jay has to listen to her rave about how much money Timmy has every time she comes home.
Tim Dillon isn’t gay though. It’s a known thing. She probably is a cunt behind the scenes even more so. She’s definitely in his ear about other comedians. “You did so much for all of these young comedians. They can’t help you? You opened for Kevin Hart. He can’t help you?”

If you put it in that context, it’s a great point. She’s probably pressuring the pig goth into humiliating himself.
 

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Tim Dillon isn’t gay though. It’s a known thing. She probably is a cunt behind the scenes even more so. She’s definitely in his ear about other comedians. “You did so much for all of these young comedians. They can’t help you? You opened for Kevin Hart. He can’t help you?”

If you put it in that context, it’s a great point. She’s probably pressuring the pig goth into humiliating himself.


While all that may be true, Tim absolutely pays for twink escorts to blow him in his hotel and he gives them fruit baskets.

What do you mean he's not gay?
 

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While all that may be true, Tim absolutely pays for twink escorts to blow him in his hotel and he gives them fruit baskets.

What do you mean he's not gay?
Have you seen or heard anything about him being with a man? It is a gimmick. He made it up during the peak time to be a gay, Alex Jones type. Sort of like Milo but Tim is actually funny. Milo is also a fag and a Jew. There’s no pictures of his boyfriends, no scandals which currently, a scandal would make the most sense for him because his popularity has definitely declined. He would also handle it hilariously.

“So, there’s stuff going around about this small, Peruvian twink saying I was making him blow me and he wasn’t comfortable with it. It’s all true. I was using the illegal immigrant workforce. That’s our rights as Americans. He’s mad because I don’t know how to say $100 dollars in Spanish. He thought it was 1 trillion pesos or some shit.”

See how easy that writes? Luis J Gomez has been fucked with more and he’s not even relevant to anyone who isn’t retarded. Tim Dillion being gay has as much evidence as the Holocaust. It’s all a certain people saying shit with almost no actual evidence. Multiple comedians have also made comments about Tim not actually being gay too.
 

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Have you seen or heard anything about him being with a man? It is a gimmick. He made it up during the peak time to be a gay, Alex Jones type. Sort of like Milo but Tim is actually funny. Milo is also a fag and a Jew. There’s no pictures of his boyfriends, no scandals which currently, a scandal would make the most sense for him because his popularity has definitely declined. He would also handle it hilariously.

“So, there’s stuff going around about this small, Peruvian twink saying I was making him blow me and he wasn’t comfortable with it. It’s all true. I was using the illegal immigrant workforce. That’s our rights as Americans. He’s mad because I don’t know how to say $100 dollars in Spanish. He thought it was 1 trillion pesos or some shit.”

See how easy that writes? Luis J Gomez has been fucked with more and he’s not even relevant to anyone who isn’t retarded. Tim Dillion being gay has as much evidence as the Holocaust. It’s all a certain people saying shit with almost no actual evidence. Multiple comedians have also made comments about Tim not actually being gay too.

Have YOU seen anything with him being with a woman?
 

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Have YOU seen anything with him being with a woman?
Nope. So at best it’s equal. At least with Liberace when everyone would refuse to admit he’s gay, the signs were there. The only sign is that Tim is a fat dumb American who embraces a sort of gay character. How things work today, there’d be a million things to prove he’s gay if he was. He’s the equivalent to Liberace saying he’s a confirmed bachelor.
 
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