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he'd be huge
Not bad, the last tugboat they used to haul him in wasn’t nearly that nice.
Who wants to be "really good" at stand up? Seems pointless. Look at his buddy Kevin Hart. He isn't that good, has a ton of money and doesn't need to fuck fatties.He's really thin skinned but he's also one of the funniest comics out there. Ironically, if he wasn't so lazy he'd be huge. His stand-up is so much shitty crowd work because that's his thing but he's is the best and funniest storyteller and if he just told his stories that he's told on pods and on radio then he'd have a much bigger audience.
He’s really funny but they should make LOS audio only. Dude is just jarring to look at.He's really thin skinned but he's also one of the funniest comics out there. Ironically, if he wasn't so lazy he'd be huge. His stand-up is so much shitty crowd work because that's his thing but he's is the best and funniest storyteller and if he just told his stories that he's told on pods and on radio then he'd have a much bigger audience.
They were roommates. And Hart was rejected by the biggest comedy venue in NYC- not sure if Jay got passed by Lucien Hold at the NYC Comedy Strip, but Hart wound up selling out arenas and starring in movies- and Big Jay is drinking Bud Light, shaving his legs, and painting his nails instead of working on new material and developing an act beyond crowd work.Who wants to be "really good" at stand up? Seems pointless. Look at his buddy Kevin Hart. He isn't that good, has a ton of money and doesn't need to fuck fatties.
Jay shouldn’t be steering the ship. The Bonfire would be best with Jay and Dan together again and a third person to feed them topics and help them transition after going for too long.The last episode of The Bonfire I heard, they had two aged-out tranny pornstars on as guests and it was completely unlistenable. I kept skipping around and never even heard Jay or Bobby speak once the trannies were on. No matter where I landed it was just a cacophony of the most annoying tranny voices you can imagine. Like you couldn't even understand what either of them were saying because these meth'd up retards were both talking at the same time non-stop about different things. Way to steer the ship, Jay.
Edit: I went back and listened more. Jay threw to commercial and then when they came back the trannies were gone. They were apparently supposed to be on for the whole show and Jay had to kick them off because they wouldn't shut the fuck up and it seemed like the trannies almost gave everyone in the room a nervous breakdown. They were completely frazzled like it really affected them, especially Jay.
When it comes to Bob Kelly, I'd like to quote Lucien Hold (RIP- head Booker for the NYC Comic Strip)- "I don't see it." I saw him on some underground comedy show that was on Comedy Central (I think it lasted a year). Coke Metzger was on and he made Kelly look like an open mic'er.Jay shouldn’t be steering the ship. The Bonfire would be best with Jay and Dan together again and a third person to feed them topics and help them transition after going for too long.
I liked the Corey Feldman stuff back in the day but that was a good example of Dan and Jay not knowing when to move it along.
I won’t speak about Bob Kelly other than he is a waste of space and an unfunny faggot. He has no place in my vision of the Bonfire.
Dave Attell’s Comedy at The Underground and it only lasted a year.When it comes to Bob Kelly, I'd like to quote Lucien Hold (RIP- head Booker for the NYC Comic Strip)- "I don't see it." I saw him on some underground comedy show that was on Comedy Central (I think it lasted a year). Coke Metzger was on and he made Kelly look like an open mic'er.
Pretty sure I had mentioned this before on here, but the story Jay once told on the Bonfire about Kevin Hart meeting up with him in a city they were both at (not NYC) and Hart brought an Xbox and they played video games with each other until Hart had to leave. He told Jay to just keep the Xbox as he bought it brand new and brought it over just for that purpose.Who wants to be "really good" at stand up? Seems pointless. Look at his buddy Kevin Hart. He isn't that good, has a ton of money and doesn't need to fuck fatties.
Oof.Pretty sure I had mentioned this before on here, but the story Jay once told on the Bonfire about Kevin Hart meeting up with him in a city they were both at (not NYC) and Hart brought an Xbox and they played video games with each other until Hart had to leave. He told Jay to just keep the Xbox as he bought it brand new and brought it over just for that purpose.
That sounds like future Luis if he wasn't retarded to enough to think GAS Digital had a functional business model.Pretty sure I had mentioned this before on here, but the story Jay once told on the Bonfire about Kevin Hart meeting up with him in a city they were both at (not NYC) and Hart brought an Xbox and they played video games with each other until Hart had to leave. He told Jay to just keep the Xbox as he bought it brand new and brought it over just for that purpose.
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