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He doesn't even read his own books all the way through, why would he read the bible?
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So explain the difference.
These people deserve violence
Job read the entire Bible front to back one thousand times and that's why he's counted amongst the righteous! This doesn't constitute legalism at all!
You killed your child.A thousand times huh? That’s impressive. You might like to try small though and read it once.
Just a suggestion, my friend.
You killed your child.
Good news folks. I can go out and rape a baby and as long as i “forgive myself” god will forgive me! Even if i go out and rape 10 more after “repenting”Yes, I did. The good news is the Lord forgives all sins if you repent and mean it with all your heart.
Good news folks. I can go out and rape a baby and as long as i “forgive myself” god will forgive me! Even if i go out and rape 10 more after “repenting”
You’re like Cumia level of awareness. The fact that you blow off killing your own child as a “sin” - comparable to stealing - And not an abhorrent crime you’re going to HELL for is telling. You can’t even process how demonic your actions are.
And if Allah in his infinite grace blesses you with another lil' bundle of joy, the pillow fort's already up.I think you need to learn how to read full stop.
I admitted what I did was wrong and acknowledge it’s murder, and then said the good news is forgiveness is always possible.
I don’t know why you started talking about raping babies. Learn to read, then read the Bible. God bless.
Anyone remember when someone made a biblical reference to Ham (son of Noah) and @NoBacon assumed he was talking about the lunchmeat?
You don't even have to read the bible. Watching the Russell Crowe Noah's Ark movie makes you more of a theological scholar.
Have a good one. Nice try with the hate. View attachment 199264
Nonsense! I have the bible downloaded on my kindle! is quintessential 4chan Christianposting.
It’s easier to read on kindle than taking it with me places, I have physical copies at home obviously though.
The point is I’ve read 89% of the NIV ebook version and you haven’t read any of it.
How much did you pay amazon for the bible (kindle edition)?
Give back to Caesar what’s Caesar’s.
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