Betsy "Bobby" Resto

[RoTheHo69]

Saw this gem the other day. Those obese women really need to stop crying before the gym (never even heard of this shit) and stay home and eat bacon underneath their bed covers like Betsy does (she has actually done this btw)



EDIT: Nice crying before waking up, stupid.

She's crying from nightmares of Resto Sr. allegedly coming into her room back in the day. Then she wakes up.

 

[Betsy Resto]

LOL ok sure if that helps you cope. You probably weigh as much as me you fucking hippo.

I'm just a little pleasantly plump, short stuff. You know you would hit it if you could, but you won't.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Saw this gem the other day. Those obese women really need to stop crying before the gym (never even heard of this shit) and stay home and eat bacon underneath their bed covers like Betsy does (she has actually done this btw)



EDIT: Nice crying before waking up, stupid.

How do cry before waking up? Does she mean cry yourself to sleep? Or is she just a fat lazy idiot that has a million excuses for why she’s a fat lazy idiot?

Also, feel like torture? Walking on a treadmill is torture? Christ this bitch is awful. I enjoy working out and sometimes I gotta drag myself there but I feel much better when I leave which is the same for just about every person going to a gym. She just had an excuse for everything because she’s a fat loser.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm just a little pleasantly plump, short stuff. You know you would hit it if you could, but you won't.

I can sneak into a zoo and fuck a hippopotamus any time tiny.

 

[Betsy Resto]

I can sneak into a zoo and fuck a hippopotamus any time tiny.

I guess when you're as short as you and short in the trousers, I guess you should take what you can get.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I guess when you're as short as you and short in the trousers, I guess you should take what you can get.

Anybody could get a farm animal like yourself.

 

[Betsy Resto]

Anybody could get a farm animal like yourself.

But not you, stubby.

 

[RoTheHo69]

But not you, stubby.

Sure thing there linebacker. You're real special.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Busty Fatso is a grotesquely overweight whore who sucks at fucking. I mean, it's the ONE thing that she should be good at.

The 12 year old hooker Bobby fucked in Vietnam or wherever the fuck was probably a better lay.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

To this day, no idea if that was her fetish, if she had some weird "I'm short so only short boys will like me" insecurity, or if she simply chose to zig while all the other girls zagged.

Betsy's kind of the same way - while all the other girls nagged...

 

[Will Tate]

Nothing funnier in the world than when slampig slump-busters make any kinds of demands. Fat worthless cunts should take any attention they get and be damned thankful for it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Imagine how disappointed the guy is when he finds out she is 5'6" wide

 

[Meownaw]

You know what dude you got a saltwater tank, you start talking like a nigger, BOOM your family disowns you duuuuuude.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I like how she's so "anti-male", yet she's such a cock hound that she refuses to go lesbian.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

This bitch is like walking saltpeter.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If only she were 6'1" she could hide her fatness well.

 

[MonsterSteve]

My dick is 5'6", slut.

 

[PeteRose]

i literally get sick when she is brought up around here. the thought of her gunt smell is :gag: