Betsy "Bobby" Resto

[LongIslandchomper]

You know what dude, you got your coal burning, you got a triple digit partner count, you're 120 lbs overweight, and then BOOM you wake up one day and you're a barren, unlovable 40 year old sow still living with your elderly parents.

 

[GiveItAResto]

Honey, they feel equally disappointed and mislead

 

[guest]

Then BOOM: 190lbs

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"I broke my ability to pair bond, doooooood!"

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Duuuuuuuude, ya got your gigantic thighs, you got your fat, sagging breasts...

 

[fusciasomething]

She really is a piece of shit. Being short probably sucks but at least it's not disgusting

 

[peckafacce]

You be thinkin this chick is hot, then BOOM 200lbs

 

[NoBacon]

She really is a piece of shit. Being short probably sucks but at least it's not disgusting

I’m like bang on 5”9 so a borderline manlet, I couldn’t care less, I don’t really ever use someone’s looks against them if it’s something they can’t help. This fat fucking bitch is grotesquely overweight. It really is disgusting.

 

[RoTheHo69]

You think a chick is fine online but then she's too fat to reach her own pussy BOOM expired tunafish.

 

[Coonskin]

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I knew this girl in college, cute little thing, must have been about 4'10, every boyfriend had the same archetype. Between 5'0-5'5, Jewish/Italian looking, nice face, fit manlet body. She'd break up with one boyfriend and another would appear instantaneously.

To this day, no idea if that was her fetish, if she had some weird "I'm short so only short boys will like me" insecurity, or if she simply chose to zig while all the other girls zagged. Whatever the case, she's had an amazingly happy life as the resident Smurfette making all the Smurf boys see her as the grand prize. Never needed to make a Liz Clarke/Betsy post about how these pathetic men are not good enough for me.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You know what dude? You got your twink brother, ya got your shit lawsuit, ya got your shit parents and BOOM. Ya got a fat whore.

 

[Betsy Resto]

All the manlets here are SEETHING ROFLMFAO

 

[RoTheHo69]

All the manlets here are SEETHING ROFLMFAO

Get that washing stick and clean your pussy up you pig.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'm so glad she'll die alone and miserable.

She's like the female Rick - a truly hate-filled human being with zero redeeming qualities.

 

[guest]

Then BOOM: 190lbs

Well you're mighty forgiving partner lol.

 

[Betsy Resto]

Get that washing stick and clean your pussy up you pig.

RoTheHo69 5'1 confirmed.

 

[RoTheHo69]

RoTheHo69 5'1 confirmed.

LOL ok sure if that helps you cope. You probably weigh as much as me you fucking hippo.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course the big fat whore has insane standards. She’s been used up and now no respectable man will want anything to do with her so shes miserable and acts like she’s just too good for others. A guy can’t help how tall they are but she can definitely do something about how fat she is. This sums up dating apps, there’s some good ones but it’s majority fat Trainwreck’s like Betsy the hippo that want everything (6 figures, 6 feet, 6 pack abs) while being a fat unemployed slob with no direction in life and only getting worse.

 

[stealthygeek]

Saw this gem the other day. Those obese women really need to stop crying before the gym (never even heard of this shit) and stay home and eat bacon underneath their bed covers like Betsy does (she has actually done this btw)



EDIT: Nice crying before waking up, stupid.