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He’s a lying queen.And yet he gets "dozens of text messages from friends and family" wishing him a happy birthday...along with "prezzies"? As a 42 year old man? Something's not adding up!
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He forgot to add “flaccid” at the end
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@quasi101 You know you gotta do the bit and seduce Niki. Null probably can't get the job done! It's on you, sport. For da show...
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Is that your wife sir?....Jesus Christ!!! Was it a train accident?No, the eskimo behind you...
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He has friends that eat cum, child.
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You all forget about his dear friend pennyeater
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It's funny how everyone here thought that guy with the watermelon sized head was his brother, but he turned out to be just some guy he met at some neighborhood meetup.
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The Lappening picture really illustrates how close to animals humans are. Jon is the alpha chimp who snatches up the only available female from one of the betas. In a display of dominance he sits, unconcerned about any potential attack, and pulls her on to him. Her vagina buzzes as she feels the throbbing pole of muscle between her legs. She grins nervously at the beta whose child she carries. "Aren't you going to do anything? Say anything even?" she thinks. The beta carouses with the other beta chimps, studiously ignoring both his mate and the alpha's domineering behaviour. He has no desire to get his face torn off. Also, he's gay.