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Be funny if they made a comedy movie about a group of high schoolers that have a field trip at a holocaust Museum.

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They could go to the museum, and a few of the kids could slip away from the group to find a cool spot to smoke weed, and they'd find a secret time portal. They'd go through the portal, and end up in a Nazi concentration camp. Then, via a series of hilarious adventures, the kids would thwart the Nazis, stop Hitler, and save all the Jews. Then, they'd go back through the time portal to present day, and everyone and everything would be 100% Jewish. Bagel shops, kosher delis, and cash-for-gold stores everywhere, and everyone would be wearing Orthodox garb. This would set up the sequel, where they have to go back and HELP Hitler.
 

wbgreen

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They could go to the museum, and a few of the kids could slip away from the group to find a cool spot to smoke weed, and they'd find a secret time portal. They'd go through the portal, and end up in a Nazi concentration camp. Then, via a series of hilarious adventures, the kids would thwart the Nazis, stop Hitler, and save all the Jews. Then, they'd go back through the time portal to present day, and everyone and everything would be 100% Jewish. Bagel shops, kosher delis, and cash-for-gold stores everywhere, and everyone would be wearing Orthodox garb. This would set up the sequel, where they have to go back and HELP Hitler.

 

PogromStallone

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They could go to the museum, and a few of the kids could slip away from the group to find a cool spot to smoke weed, and they'd find a secret time portal. They'd go through the portal, and end up in a Nazi concentration camp. Then, via a series of hilarious adventures, the kids would thwart the Nazis, stop Hitler, and save all the Jews. Then, they'd go back through the time portal to present day, and everyone and everything would be 100% Jewish. Bagel shops, kosher delis, and cash-for-gold stores everywhere, and everyone would be wearing Orthodox garb. This would set up the sequel, where they have to go back and HELP Hitler.
Or they kill Hitler and all that and when they come back the history books say that 8 million Jews were killed before Hitler's assassination.
 
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