Artie Lange…GAY?

[EraGodless]

Theater guy? He was a long shore man and a then cab driver when he started doing stand up. He only went to Connecticut School of Broadcasting because a judge told him he had to go to college.

Lol. He was doing improv at night, while he was a "long shore man." Improv may be worse than being a theater fag. You just don't show up in Hollywood with no experience in improv/theater and land the gig that Artie did for Mad's inaugural season.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why WAS Artie so incensed at the use of the word “Bloomies”? I’ll tell you why. Because Artie would refer to it as that, and when that little faggot butt boy referred to it as Bloomies he was essentially outing Artie.

There were many reports of Artie fighting in hotel lobbies over suitcases. You think the suitcases were filled with drugs? Like that was some secret for him? They were filled with delicious and girthy black dildos. After that black kid told him “Ey was u putting coke on dem cheeseburgerz?” They made passionate, sweaty, stinky love in a storage closet at the rehab facility.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What? What happened, I wasn’t looking. Artie was sucking off men in every city he visited? That’s crazy. I had no idea. I wish him the best.

 

[EraGodless]

Why WAS Artie so incensed at the use of the word “Bloomies”? I’ll tell you why. Because Artie would refer to it as that, and when that little faggot butt boy referred to it as Bloomies he was essentially outing Artie.

There were many reports of Artie fighting in hotel lobbies over suitcases. You think the suitcases were filled with drugs? Like that was some secret for him? They were filled with delicious and girthy black dildos. After that black kid told him “Ey was u putting coke on dem cheeseburgerz?” They made passionate, sweaty, stinky love in a storage closet at the rehab facility.

He outed himself with the bro fight. I think if you read Too Fat to Fish and Crash and Burn, they paint a picture of a deeply closeted homosexual.

 

[1073waaf]

Did “Dana” really exist?

Yes. I think he did.

 

[LingerLonger]

He outed himself with the bro fight. I think if you read Too Fat to Fish and Crash and Burn, they paint a picture of a deeply closeted homosexual.

His story of being on drugs and waking up in bed with some dude cuddling him was brought up one time on Stern then never again.

 

[RoTheHo69]

It's certainly phony and overall suspect how he acted like he was subject to omerta when he has a limey name.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

His focus on High Pitch Mike being gay was always strange to me. It was like he was yelling at himself.

 

[Peckas]

He's a theater guy who adopted a tough New Jersey guy/everyman persona. He's gay.

He was all county at 3rd base In baseball

 

[EraGodless]

He was all county at 3rd base In baseball

Billy Bean was a 4th round pick of the Tigers. Fags play baseball. Who knew?

Billy Bean married his college sweetheart when he was 24-years-old.He left the marriage four years later after meeting his partner Sam, an Iranian immigrant who was raised in Austria. Sam later died of HIV-related causes the day before Bean's final MLB season. Bean did not attend the funeral.

Bean came out as gay to his parents in 1998. He came out publicly to Lydia Martin of the Miami Herald in 1999, becoming the second Major League Baseball player to publicly come out as gay; Glenn Burke was the first to come out to his teammates and employers during his playing days but did not come out to the public at large until his career was over.

Billy Bean - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I've figured he was a queen forever

 

[EraGodless]

I've figured he was a queen forever

When I was taking care of my dad, I would put on old episodes of the Stern show (old man loved it). And one time I just casually mentioned that I thought Artie was a fag- and my dad looked at me and said, "I figured as much." That basically sealed the Artie is a fag thing for me.

 

[Nana Cumia]

I still like him *sniff*

I don't

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

His focus on High Pitch Mike being gay was always strange to me. It was like he was yelling at himself.

It seemed to me like Mike was the one who couldn't let it go and then Artie didn't want to be seen backing down to an intern. They did an episode of Artie's podcast many years later where it seemed like they buried the hatchet.

 

[PickleRickle]

It seemed to me like Mike was the one who couldn't let it go and then Artie didn't want to be seen backing down to an intern. They did an episode of Artie's podcast many years later where it seemed like they buried the hatchet.

Love your show, sweetie.