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"Have they affected your ability to handsell" my fucking ribs, holy shit. That stutter from Patrick after that came out was epic, his brain flashed the reality he was being fucked with for a second.
He was puffing out his flabby chest as soon as he got his Twitter toy back. "HURR DURR, you didn't defeat me, child!" Lying cunt.When did he ever do that?
Then he rants on about how the trolls won't leave him alone and he brings up Logan Lynn, who basically ignored the trolls and was left alone.
Welcome back, Cris!!Great article, SpaceEdge!
My ribs will never recover. This deserves to blow up big, who knows if Pat fucks his mother he might surpass Chris Chan.
I just got to that part and Josiah dropping "handsell" as a verb should have made it clear this isn't an unbiased journalist.
But then Rick goes right on talking about handselling like everyone knows that term and not just broke authors and their cyberstlakers
Momma Raven’s special boy thought he was so clever
Pat what happened to all those "canyonfacts" that you and your gullible followers were passive aggressively gloating over?
You know what's interesting? He's talking about how the terrible reviews at Goodreads and Amazon are and how they got dropped on the day of release, but there was no mention of the actual impact. Like he says "Of course that's going to impact something, bad reviews on release day, yadda yadda yadda" but wouldn't it be so easy to say something like "My previous books all sold 3000 copies in the first 2 weeks, these last 2 only sold 1000". It wasn't mentioned in the lawsuit either. I really wonder if his sales were markedly lower.
Ruben 'Not True' Pena is on the case. Don't worry.Just finished it, he really hurt his case with this. Can Quasi use the tape? If he can then the pig really is fucked.
i cant believe he really thought some cop that killed a nigger posts hereJust speechless. What a dumb mother fucker.
Edit. Not going to make a bunch of posts.
This just gets more retarded as it goes. Fucking retarded moron.
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