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APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Wrong liTTle one, I have plenTy of close friends from the LGBTQIA+ and impoverished minority communiTies,
jusT because you married an african-american woman doesn'T mean you're not a racisT, full sTop.
Run along now, paTiently.
Hush now.

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Niki kept looking across the table thinking “mmmm black snack for my snatch” during this event. Full stop.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Christ... Where am I going to begin here?

It was after midnight when this dropped, and if I didn't have so much to do leading into the afternoon, I'd have been up all night indulging. The one time I actually wished a show got postponed for selfish reasons...

Anyway, Mal and I listened to the interview, and then read the Medium article together. She has no opinion on Seth - I had to explain who he was (basically a big load of nothing, to be honest witcha) - but Patrick, bloody hell. She called it "the sequel that surpasses the first." I don't know how I won't be laughing at rehearsal tomorrow.

How can someone be this foolish? Is his ego so inflated that it actually supersedes his own paranoia? How is he not a burden of the state?

And then Seth... I don't like cancel culture. Despise it, mainly because it's too easy to use as a vindictive weapon. Seth is a perverse purveyor of such behaviour, so to see him get fooled was a luxury I never knew I wanted so badly.

The secret forum talks, the mole, the strange goings on the last few months - it all makes so much sense now. "Dallas" wasn't ever this good.

Thomas, you are beyond Kaufman now. If Andy fucked Bob Woodward and spliced in a little Lon Chaney Sr., YOU'D be the lovechild. I bow to your creativity.

This material here is why I came clean on who I was. THAT'S how you EXECUTIVE PRODUCE!
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Hahhahaha I liked Patsos argument of not going against Childspit Studio. "It is not finanicially reasonable, we have better and more viable targets." Yea like Doe 1 who is protected by 1st and section230, someone who is only archiving your vile tweets or few rascals who only alleged of leaving a "fake review". Shit I bet 90% of the funeral home posts were just rude and not defamatory against stupid fatso.
He really is fucking stupid.
I didn't get that part at all. I'm two Does. One for saying I hope he kills himself for the most embarrassing reason ever (losing his social media account) and one for calling him a fat liar on Twitter and posting screens of his own Tweets. How do either of those make me a viable target you silly fat cunt? Do you think you'd win if that actually ended up in court, dickhead?
 
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I didn't get that part at all. I'm two Does. One for saying I hope he kills himself for the most embarrassing reason ever (losing his social media account) and one for calling him a fat liar on Twitter and posting screens of his own Tweets. How do either of those make me a viable target you silly fat cunt? Do you think you'd win if that actually ended up in court, dickhead?
The judge will rule that you have to get his screenplay greenlit in Hollywood, but if he's lenient he will let you plead down to simply being his butler.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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The judge will rule that you have to get his screenplay greenlit in Hollywood, but if he's lenient he will let you plead down to simply being his butler.
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This is what these clout-chasing idiots do. They use their real name on Twitter etc. and when they say things people don't like, they get trolled harder. To avoid looking stupid, they claim that it's cowardly to "hide behind a fake name".

Do people walk around in public in anonymity, or with a giant "Hi, my name is ________" sticker on their shirt?
Very true, he thinks it's brave to reveal yourself until you get blowback, oh well.
 

TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
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It just struck me that he has been ranting about every single one of us being a criminal, a terrorist, a sociopath, a monster, not human, needing to be put to death... but here he is having a friendly chat with one of us loveable scamps.

Die flimflammed about it.
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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Very true, he thinks it's brave to reveal yourself until you get blowback, oh well.
Oh, he's not even that smart. He actually thought that a Huffington Post article would give him media attention and sympathy, justifying $100K in losses. No, he's doubling down on "using your real name online and regurgitating woke viewpoints is true bravery, child."
 

RobertMewler

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Can someone summarize the article? I'd love to read it but for some reason none of the attached images work for me.
Seth is a gullible fool who fell for a mole's/double agent's false information. He used that info to make unvetted and unproven accusations against comedy club owner Cris Italia and others. He set himself up for a defamation suit because of his stupidity and desire to crush imaginary political opponents.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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I get so confused by all of these fake names, is newSpaceEdge/Apostle/Munoz the same person? Apostle was the fat vape thief that shut down the subreddit, right? Or am I thinking of someone else?

The two Rick interviews were also posted on here with different accounts, making it even more confusing.
 

EraGodless

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'A 8,500 word count will create about 17 pages single-spaced or 34 pages double-spaced when using normal margins (1″) and 12 pt. Arial or Times New Roman font.'

I've never had to write things based on word count so I was curious and had to check. I referenced a couple literary sites and it's 500 words per page single spaced or 250 double spaced. How was this not a red flag for a professional author?

"Your article will be 500 gazillion words, little one!

I still have a difficult time believing this Pat saga is real and not actors.
I buy my ink by the barrel, child. I'm sorry your so bereft of words and accomplishments.
 

bovinebrain

MIND CONTROL!!!
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Can someone summarize the article? I'd love to read it but for some reason none of the attached images work for me.
SpaceEdge was pretending to be a mole by feeding Seth fake posts from the “secret forum” that supposedly revealed the identities of several members on the forum. These identities were all fake and it was all a huge INSIDE JOB:fighter_sm: by SpaceEdge. As the anonymous ‘mole,’ SpaceEdge told Seth that SpaceEdge is some cop that was fired a few years ago for shooting a nigger during a traffic stop named Canyon Boykin, ToxicCisWhiteMaleFat was Cris Italia, and that Quasi is some street-shitter IT guy named Rahul Kumar. He of course forwarded all of this false info to Pat and even wrote a defamatory article about Italia.

That’s why Pat became overly confident these past few weeks. He was completely convinced that all the identities that Seth had gotten were legitimate and that SpaceEdge is really a cop with access to a police database that he uses to Dox people, and definitely not WhitePages or anything…

This could possibly go down as one of the greatest trolling schemes in world history. I hope it gets the attention is truly deserves.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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I get so confused by all of these fake names, is newSpaceEdge/Apostle/Munoz the same person? Apostle was the fat vape thief that shut down the subreddit, right? Or am I thinking of someone else?

The two Rick interviews were also posted on here with different accounts, making it even more confusing.
Nice try Brinton. We ain’t giving you no info

edit: except that faggot above me
 
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