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wasn't nana in bars with joe sr around that kids age too
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Anthony’s Doctor Says It’s Ok to Drink
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"Hi, excuse me, but are you leaving?"
"Oh, yes, sorry. Come along, Jayden, the man wants these seats."
"Thank you! Have a great weekend!"
Not our Nana. He has to pout, sulk, seethe, and mope like a complete queer, then tweet about it, like it's indicative of some far greater societal issue. Look at him, with his faggy little puss on his disgusting face. I've never despised the elderly old queen more than I do right now. He insisted on moving to that one-horse bumpkin town, and now he's having a pissy fit over a fucking stool at some shitty local bar/restaurant, like everyone should clear a path for the big radio superstar.
And where was Missy snapping those creepshots from, the Hubble space telescope? She's sitting across the room, waiting for her elderly "boyfriend" to "secure" a seat at the bar for her? There's only one reason why the prancing faggot needs a seat at the bar...so he can order fresh beers quicker. That's what the big homo is sulking about, access to fucking beer.
"Oh, yes, sorry. Come along, Jayden, the man wants these seats."
"Thank you! Have a great weekend!"
Not our Nana. He has to pout, sulk, seethe, and mope like a complete queer, then tweet about it, like it's indicative of some far greater societal issue. Look at him, with his faggy little puss on his disgusting face. I've never despised the elderly old queen more than I do right now. He insisted on moving to that one-horse bumpkin town, and now he's having a pissy fit over a fucking stool at some shitty local bar/restaurant, like everyone should clear a path for the big radio superstar.
And where was Missy snapping those creepshots from, the Hubble space telescope? She's sitting across the room, waiting for her elderly "boyfriend" to "secure" a seat at the bar for her? There's only one reason why the prancing faggot needs a seat at the bar...so he can order fresh beers quicker. That's what the big homo is sulking about, access to fucking beer.
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Back to daily drinking. Couldnt even last a year.
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His ghastly slag of a "girlfriend" no doubt made him "take her out", lest her faggy Twitter pals hear that she spent a Friday night sitting at home with her elderly alcoholic heart patient, watching him drink and tweet all night. So she dragged him off to some local "family restaurant" with a bar, so she could get loaded and stuff her vile face with mozzarella sticks and Long Island iced teas like the lowbrow white trash pig she is. And on the way home, she no doubt henpecked the shit out of him about being such a moody, gay little pansy.
I stand by my prediction that, at the least, he'll be back in the ER by Labor Day. That grotesque pig has him jetting around to groyper conventions and hitting the sauce hard, which will be his doom.
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I bet you could convince joe missy is trying to accelerate nanas death. Would love to see a missy vs Joe arc
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That’s the best dimension of this specific display of faggotry; nobody in NYC pays attention to the fag at the next stool over and insists “oh here please excuse me!” But yeah, let’s pretend this is a literal race war about to break out.
He’s a gigacuck
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I wish the little mulatto kid had turned his head to Nana and said “gimme fiddy cent”. He would have had The Big One and died on the floor of a generic fast casual restaurant in South Carolina.
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Baffeled that he still has his iconic tony 2 shirt, must be running on 15 years and getting a little too old for nana. Do you think its the same one or did he buy a 100 of them and put them in a closet like doug funny?
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It’s the same one. He’s not a clean man.
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That post heart attack break from drinking must have lasted weeks at most. Nana must have been drinking day and night for months now judging by the bloat.
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That happening would be the greatest thing ever.
Ant couldn't do anything about it either except have 'nam flashbacks about spaghetti sliding down the wall.
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This would be amazing, imagine all of the vague passive-aggressive Facebook posts and tweets from the both of them, while Ant chuckled nervously?
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Lmao even if a perfectly healthy 22 year old asks his Doctor "Is it OK if i drink?"
The doctor will be like "It is best if you don't but keep it to a minimum and use moderation."
I would love to hear exactly what the doctor told this 65 year old fresh off a quadruple bypass
The doctor will be like "It is best if you don't but keep it to a minimum and use moderation."
I would love to hear exactly what the doctor told this 65 year old fresh off a quadruple bypass
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"Is it OK if I AHHAHAHAHAHA drink?"
"Certainly not, Mr. Cue-mia. Your drinking days are over. We're aware of your alcohol problem, and we recommend an abstinence program, along with folic acid supplements and a strict dietary regime. You're lucky to be alive right now, Mr. Cue-mia."
"AHHAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEESHIT AB-AHAHAHAHA-STINENCE! FOLIC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ACID! ME? ALCOHOLIC? I'M AN ALCOHOLIC?"
"What did the doctor say, Ant? No more drinking?"
"HE NEVER SAID WINE! IT'S CONSIDERED AHAHAHAHAHA FOOD ON THE OTHER SIDE! HOLEEEEEEEEEESHIT! IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEART EVERYONE KNOWS IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"It’s Ok to Drink"
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Anthony is the type to use a bar of soap and his dirty hand. A washcloth is foreign to him. I can only imagine how bad he smelled living on that dude ranch with his queer of a father
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Dude I actually LOLed