Anthony Cumia said he only got married because he listened to his dick and couldn’t resist fucking this person

[RoTheHo69]

You'd think that pulling threesomes would be moderately difficult with a wildebeest like that hanging about but Nana said that they would do it on the regular. One thing to consider is that the bar wasn't very high because: Lawn Guyland. Either that, or it's just another Cumia lie.

They used to fuck ro. Ant would fuck her ass and the geico caveman would eat her cunt.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

If Nana was really "listening to his dick", he'd be squatting on an egg and rubbing his cock with a Brillo pad and pretending it was Gavin's beard.

 

[Zeroman]

They used to fuck ro. Ant would fuck her ass and the geico caveman would eat her cunt.

Believable without actual evidence.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

He must have listened to his nose when he got rhinoplasty.

 

[PogromStallone]

Christine is infinitely more attractive than Ol’ 3 Pack A Day Sloppy Seconds. That’s not saying much because I don’t really find Christine to be that attractive in the first place.

Really?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Really?

When I first started listening to the Bonfire I thought "Christine" was some tranny they had working on the show. I'm still not sure.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

It took me a long time to realize that, when Anthony spoke of his married days, he says he drank "jack and coke" to avoid his wife, but in reality, it was natty ice.

He classed it up to avoid any comparison to Lady Di.

Italian shock jocks in the 1990's didn't drink Jack Daniels. Don't be absurd. They can't afford it.

I felt so naive. It's like that time I woke up in the middle of the night and had an epiphany that Jimmy's "let's throw hot oil on him" story never happened.

 

[RoTheHo69]

It took me a long time to realize that, when Anthony spoke of his married days, he says he drank "jack and coke" to avoid his wife, but in reality, it was natty ice.

He classed it up to avoid any comparison to Lady Di.

Italian shock jocks in the 1990's didn't drink Jack Daniels. Don't be absurd. They can't afford it.

I felt so naive. It's like that time I woke up in the middle of the night and had an epiphany that Jimmy's "let's throw hot oil on him" story never happened.

They don't carry Jack in mastick. It's crackrocks and natty ice all the way down.

 

[aRTie02150]

Wasn't there a fairly recent mugshot of her? I swear I remember someone posted it on the Reddit and we all had a good laugh.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

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