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Anthony Cumia is a legitimate pedophile and deserves to die

LingerLonger

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Wouldn't it be "aspiring pedophile?" Has he actually pulled it off?

I only know of the catfishing thing with what he thought was a 14 year old. I don't know of any successful ventures for Nana.
And that's just the catfishing that we know about. Same with Sue Lightning. He most assuredly has other dalliances with men posing as women online. And he has absolutely used transgender escort services like Norton has. It's like when police arrest someone for DUI but they had drive drunk dozens if not hundreds of times before. We don't know of the other 100s of times Anthony acted like a kid touching creep or a colossal faggot.
 

Coonskin

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Look back when he had a little money, notoriety, and virility - he would fuck a childif he could. And if I'm being truthful, he probably wasn't into little boys. But now that he's old, weak, and curious (maybe dabbled w Sue), he's a lisping old fruit who makes Jon Waters look like Rico Suave.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Look back when he had a little money, notoriety, and virility - he would fuck a childif he could. And if I'm being truthful, he probably wasn't into little boys. But now that he's old, weak, and curious (maybe dabbled w Sue), he's a lisping old fruit who makes Jon Waters look like Rico Suave.
He also used to casually drop stories on air about being 18-20 and fucking a 15 year old girl including the part where he would secretly thumb the condom off and jizz inside her. He's an absolute piece of shit.
 
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And that's just the catfishing that we know about. Same with Sue Lightning. He most assuredly has other dalliances with men posing as women online. And he has absolutely used transgender escort services like Norton has. It's like when police arrest someone for DUI but they had drive drunk dozens if not hundreds of times before. We don't know of the other 100s of times Anthony acted like a kid touching creep or a colossal faggot.
Like his infamous Times Square photography excursion. The idea that Nana just casually decided to take a stroll in FNville at FN hour always seemed too ridiculous to believe. Since when does pack rat Nana go take walks in the middle of the night? He was looking for some hot tranny action, and he knew exactly where to find it.
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

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What are you saving up to be?

Jewish?
"What do ya say there, Bob? Guy like that make it... Yes or no?"

*Tilts head with look of disdain*

"Uh huh, uh huh, I have to tell ya that's precisely what I saw. I mean sometimes I just look at a guy and I know... This fellas not gonna make it. There's no fucking way!"
 

LingerLonger

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He also used to casually drop stories on air about being 18-20 and fucking a 15 year old girl including the part where he would secretly thumb the condom off and jizz inside her. He's an absolute piece of shit.
That's just one of his tall tales that he saw in a movie and lied about to seem masculine. Zero chance he regularly had sex with a girl to completion without protection and didn't get her pregnant. He also said he would fake blowing loads in his wife and she thought that he was trying for a child with her. Neither of these stories make any sense.

When you finish in a woman it makes a mess unless you are shooting dust. The young girl would have known that he was finishing inside of her and confronted him. His wife would have known because she would be completely dry of jizz after sex. Anthony's stories of fucking women are all lies. He's just a faggot weirdo.
 

TorqueWheeler

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That's just one of his tall tales that he saw in a movie and lied about to seem masculine. Zero chance he regularly had sex with a girl to completion without protection and didn't get her pregnant. He also said he would fake blowing loads in his wife and she thought that he was trying for a child with her. Neither of these stories make any sense.

When you finish in a woman it makes a mess unless you are shooting dust. The young girl would have known that he was finishing inside of her and confronted him. His wife would have known because she would be completely dry of jizz after sex. Anthony's stories of fucking women are all lies. He's just a faggot weirdo.
Obviously I always had my doubts and I remember Opie awkwardly asking if he'd never got someone pregnant and Nana was all "Nope! Just lucky I guess!" which made me think basically announcing that you're shooting blanks is a weird thing to brag about but, regardless of the truth of it, the fact that he told so many stories and made so many proclamations about having sex with children as an adult suggests he is indeed into having sex with children.

Of course this stuff sits side by side with his claims to be able to have lucid dreams in which he constantly rapes girls and his fantasy of having a tiny little woman he could keep locked up and put in his mouth and so on. He is pure shit to the core.
 

Single Action Army

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If Self-Cutting-Girl was real and a nine-year-old or however young Anthony liked them. He would have raped her. According to our resident Christ killer, Daniel Ross, Anthony raped a teenage girl and told Daniel about it who then relayed that information to the girl's relatives, and to this forum. So Anthony is no stranger to taking advantage of young girls.

The only reason Anthony bangs anorexic transexual men is that he doesn't have the aggression to go after young girls anymore. He's "matured" into new areas of degeneracy like ladyboys. And getting his sexual fantasies fulfilled in more facile and effortless ways such as procuring a mentally ill young boy's time in exchange for breast implant surgery.

You're gonna believe a pedophile's word about a pedophile?
 

Peckas

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My backup plan in the event of homelessness is to work in a cannery in alaska, which is probably way worse than digging ditches, so I will declare my firm belief that Anthony Cumia is a pedophile and almost certainly an offending one.
My brother has a Montana plan like the unabomber without the bombs he makes over 100k as a fed and lives in paradise with a woman who adores him but still is a curmudgeon a bit
 
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Nah, Mr Cumia is a better person than most of y'all. Not like you're going to do anything anyway but sassily talk about it, 40 year old sassters.
 
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