Another September to Remember: Patrick Joins Twitter in 2012

[Caverlock]

Happy Norm/11 Anniversary! And a Solemn 9/11 Anniversary.

On this day of remembrance, let us take a look back at Patrick less than three months into his Twitter addiction:

While Patrick had already made numerous disastrous decisions by September 2012, one could argue that his social media addiction is what propelled him beyond the narcissistic event horizon.

Pre-Pest Adult (Legally Speaking) Patrick
3cool5school Know-It-All Patrick Graduates High School with 1.2 Academic GPA (1)
Patrick Opens His First Marriage to Fuck Geek Con Skanks
Patrick Takes 5 Years off to Write First Novel Despite Almost No Prior Success (2)
Man-Child Pat Dumped by Formerly “Supportive,” Now-Pregnant Adrienne for PCJ (3)
Patrick Arrested for Threatening to Kill Jon, Adrienne, and Annabelle (4)
Patrick Signs Away Daughter to Maintain Beer/Toy Coffers
Parasite Pat Has One-Night-Stand with Pillhead Drunkard Niki, Securing Her Mother as Host (5)
Patrick Joins Twitter
YOU ARE HERE (12/??/2012)

Quite a list for a guy in his early 30's; still, compare Mr. Tomlinson's interpersonal functioning in 2012 and 2024 using clips from this 2012 interview (the camera gets moved to Patrick eventually).

Pat doesn’t rage-pig gatekeep "Pat":


Patrick humorously alludes to his alcoholism and discusses his spontaneous start in stand-up:


Patrick discusses the role of his divorce in his standup, but leaves out a few details:

 

[Caverlock]

He discusses the novel-length Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fanfic he wrote during the Adrienne era, which he later changed just enough to make legally distinct, thereby publishable:



Patrick talks about pulling together disparate plot threads into a cohesive story; he discloses that he suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder, and that he has to take special measures to "work around it." Patrick claimed on Twitter years later that his ADHD isn't an affliction; in fact, it is an evolutionary advantage that predestined him to join the creative class (6).



Levelheaded Patrick speaks on rejection. Girls in high school thought he was gay.

 

[Caverlock]

Pre-Hooli's, pre-Twitter Pat talks about how he avoids distractions while writing:



Mr. Tomlinson jokes about his wife leaving him:



Was Patrick already too far gone by this point? Without social media, would Mother Raven's Special Boy's narcissism have found another means to doom him? Should he have gotten really, really fat?

Footnotes
1 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11592720
2 - https://archive.ph/BZRSl ; (2013)
3 - http://web.archive.org/web/20110107...on.com/dakors-dilemma-by-patrick-s-tomlinson/
4- Arrest Report
5-https://archive.ph/AkjwD ; https://archive.ph/4pLyO
6 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-10656395

 

[Udders]

[Smiles showing only teeth]

 

[FranksWirecutters]

This should be good

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat doesn’t rage-pig gatekeep "Pat":

When he says "Patrick" in that first clip he sounds like Ralph Wiggum. What a girly-voiced faggot.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Fucking TOR LINKS.

 

[Brooke Shields]

this is like seeing pics of Chris Chan as a 6 year old.

You know the horrific end of the story, but looking at the innocent version of him you can picture his potential of developing into a normal human being

 

[Brooke Shields]

Pre-Hooli's, pre-Twitter Pat talks about how he avoids distractions while writing:

it's 2012 and "I don't actually have any wifi in my house."

and what the fuck is a toshiba laptop, uh toshiba satellite laptop.

Are these videos from 1996 where wifi isn't a thing and you can mistakenly say a laptop gets satellite connection?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Looks like it was filmed at a bookstore lol

 

[HeyItsVos]

Levelheaded Patrick speaks on rejection. Girls in high school thought he was gay.

Pat had his prepared joke about being gay that he couldn’t abandon even though the conversation had moved on to comparing stand up comedy rejection to literary rejection.

Pat used to take being interrupted in stride too. Sad he lost that.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Patrick discusses the role of his divorce in his standup, but leaves out a few details

He verbally said retarded. He's tweeted out multiple times he's NEVER said that ableist slur. What a liar!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

A) this is gold

B) even though I am emotionally invested in this on a gay level, I still cannot listen to him talk for more than ten seconds at a clip. He is so boring and uncharismatic

 

[TorpidSloth]

That's so telling that girls at his school thought he was gay. Guys get that wrong all the time, thinking some pretty boy or weedy guy must be gay. Girls rarely do. They can sense it on a biological level. Haha, Pat's a fag!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He sold insurance door to door? Was that known?

Imagine opening your door in 2010 and young, chipper, single-chinned Pat is there asking about your homeowners insurance, speakinG all clippED and ProPer.

He can't have been any good at it. He's too soft to be pushy with strangers in person.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That's so telling that girls at his school thought he was gay. Guys get that wrong all the time, thinking some pretty boy or weedy guy must be gay. Girls rarely do. They can sense it on a biological level. Haha, Pat's a fag!

I also thought it might be Rona (or whoever was that chick who friend-zoned him in those old photos) told him that when he was whining "why didn't any girls like me?" "Oh, Pat, no. Everyone thought you were gay because you were so sensitive!"

 

[EraGodless]

it's 2012 and "I don't actually have any wifi in my house."

and what the fuck is a toshiba laptop, uh toshiba satellite laptop.

Are these videos from 1996 where wifi isn't a thing and you can mistakenly say a laptop gets satellite connection?

Dis nigga broke and stupid.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Nnnnyum Nnnnnnnnyum Nyummmmm

Sounds like you have regret in your mouth little baby child

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He discusses the novel-length Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fanfic he wrote during the Adrienne era

He looks he could be JD Vance's little brother here. He just lacks all the success and maintaining guardianship of his offspring

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

NEW LORE: Rick only wrote on the laptop at bars because he was too poor to have wifi in the half-a-house.